Guide to Punting in Thailand

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Thailand, historically known as Siam, is a country in Southeast Asia, located at the centre of the Indochinese Peninsula, with a population of almost 70 million. Bangkok is the nation's capital and largest city.

Introduction

Some think that Thailand is the punting capital of Asia. However, even the best places require the best planning and approach as everyone out there is after your money. The four most common places to punt are Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket (an Island - town there is Patong) and Chiang Mai.

There is a range of different punting options:

  • Go-Go Bar
  • Blowjob Bar
  • Soapy Massage (includes sex)
  • Traditional Massage (with Happy ending)
  • Agency, Sugarbaby, or Dating sites. WeChat and Telegram useful for this.


Other things to enjoy are ping-pong shows, dart shooting and other tricks the girls will do with their pussy.

Go-go bar

A Go-Go Bar is a place where the girls will dance on a stage (usually doing a wiggle waggle) for around 10 minutes. The line up would then change again for a new set of girls to dance on the stage. In many there may be 30+ girls dancing in a line on stage. Each girl would have a number on their bikini and you would wave over the girl of your choice for a drink. A girl would then expect a lady drink which shouldn't cost more than 200 baht.

Watch-out one: Too many Lady drinks: Always say to the girl that " I will buy you one lady drink, so we can talk and get to know each other". If you do not do this, some girls would scam you for a double drink at 600 baht a pop. Next you will be asked to buy one for her friend, the mamasan, and the bar staff. While they are not expensive individually, the cost really can add up.

Now, once you've bought her a drink, now is the time where you can assess whether she speaks a word of English. All the girls will ask the same questions such as "Sawadeeka, what's your name? , where you from?, how old are you?, how long you stay, one lady drink for me?, you barfine me?". If you're looking for a girl with conversational English, it would be best to ask questions beyond the scripted answers. Such as "how has your week been?, is it always busy like this in the bar?" These type of questions will flush out the boring girls with very little English.

Now, if you're happy with the girl and you want to break your Bangkok virginity, you'll have to pay a barfine. A barfine is a fee paid to the bar to cover the lost revenue when the girl leaves. The going rate is 700-1000ST and 1100-1400LT. You do get the odd places charging more. The cost to the girl will be about 2000 ST (short time) and 3000 LT (long time). Costs differ between different locations in Thailand.

Watch-out two: Coyotes: The bar can employ very hot girls who are known as coyotes. These girls are usually dressed in a skimpy tight outfit and can normally not be barfined. They are used to entice punters into the bar and scam them into lady drinks. Always confirm with the girl early on whether she leaves with customers and can be barfined.

Before you barfine the girl, you would agree to either a short time (ST) or a long time (LT) service. ST are usually 1-2 hours and a single pop unless stated otherwise. Most girls would allow 2 pops but if you do not confirm, don't complain later. Remember, everyone in Bangkok is after your baht. Some establishments have rooms upstairs to do the deed and it shouldn't cost you more than 500 baht. Most girls will know of local ST hotels which are very basic and again, shouldn't cost more than 500 baht.

LT is an overnight service where you would take the girl back to your place and she would leave around 12pm the following day. Most girls will stay and honour this but a few dont which leads me on to scam 3.

In Thailand, you will have punters from all over the world but, Thai people see foreigners very differently to us. Americans, Europeans and Australians (white skinned) known as farangs. Arabs known as Arabs, South Asian's known as Indians, any dark skin as Africans and any oriental as Japanese (333). Black Europeans and American might want to make it clear where they are from.

Depending on your nationality, you can be treated differently. Farangs and Japanese shouldn't have a problem but the Indians may be asked to pay a little more. This isn't always the case but it can happen.

The going rate at the moment is 1500 baht for ST and 3000 baht for LT. Girls will usually start much higher than this but consider being firm on these prices.

Exchange rate is a pound is 42 baht, so easy to think of 4000 baht as £100

ThaiFriendly

Thaifriendly is officially a dating app but in Thailand it's basically uber eats for punts. As a punter your profile will be "liked" and messaged by many many girls 24/7 so just a case of waiting till one you fancy shows up online and then enquire and book. In Thailand independent escorts are called "freelancers" so when a girl (or ladyboy if that's your thing, you can allow messages from these in the settings) contacts you with that in their profile they can be booked.

There is a free version of the app, which limits you to 1 reply every 10 mins - such an account will seriously hinder you booking people so it's recommended to have the premium membership where you can message unimpeded for the length of your trip. Once your holiday has concluded it's worth hiding your profile otherwise you will continue to be messaged despite no longer being there. You can reactivate if/when you return.

Top Tip: Join TF a week before your trip as a basic member. Set your location as the UK and don't upload a photo of yourself. Use it to go through profiles and 'favourite' any girls you like. Don't message any of the girls. On the day before you travel, upgrade your TF to premium, add your photo and change your location to Pattaya.

Outcalls

Ensure you have booked a "guest friendly" hotel where there is security - ID cards are carried by all Thais so they should have no problem handing this over to hotel reception for the duration of their stay. Good hotels will call your room afterwards to check everything is OK and the lady can go.

If things go wrong and hotel property is damaged then the authorities can be involved, similarly if she did a runner with your phone or wallet whilst you were in the shower. Take the usual safety precautions with inviting complete strangers into your hotel room such as locking your baht/sterling and any cards in a safe, probably your toothbrush too in case they decide to stick it somewhere it shouldn't go whilst showering if the punt went badly!

Favourite places in Thailand

Threads from UKP

Threads about Pattaya

Other

  • For first timers, buy the Book 'Money Number One', by Neil Hutchison.