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# ''What happened next is private.'' Say what you want to say, and leave out what you need to leave out to protect your privacy. If you can't write in simple terms what happened, then don't write a review.
# ''She is a real gem and I want to keep her for myself.'' There is nothing factual here.
# ''Treat her well / with respect''. As if the readers were going to treat her poorly but since you wrote this, now they wont? Please provide facts, not instructions.
#''See her while you can. You will not be disappointed''. You don't know what other punters want. You don't know what service she will provide next time. This is not reviewing your punt, these are words of a pimp.
#''She is so good she should raise her prices'' You do not know an escort's business model, you are a punter. Raising prices might not help her. Also, UKP represents the interests of punters and any statement that encourages price rises is counter to the principles of the board.
# ''This is my first review, be gentle.'' We can see it it is your first review. We will give feedback to your review ... you don't write it to be ignored. And if we don't tell you things now, how will you improve? We are always gentle ... it is only pixels.
# ''If you can't afford Elite Escorts at this price point, then don't comment.'' Just review per the guidelines. If others want to mention that you paid too much, they can. No need to be defensive in advance.
# ''Well reviewed lady so won't be going into tons of detail''. Just write a basic but complete review, don't make excuses. You should not make the reader look at all the other reviews to get the basics - a complete review only takes a few sentences anyway.
===Example Reviews that were good or bad===
