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''This essay contains the advice or opinions of one or more UKPunting members.'' <br />This is advice from Punters to Escorts. No one is saying you can do all of this. But it IS what many punters say they want!
Are you new to Escorting? Or perhaps you are not new but want the punters view on how to be a great escort.
* Offer him a shower. Offer to join him in the shower. Just keep your hair and make up out of the water.
* Wear no lipstick that might get on him. Wear no strong perfume.
* Play Be ready to play music. Not ITV commercial radio nor MTV - an advert during sex is poor. Really, get an Amazon Echo ('Alexa') or a docking station for your phone. Silence is poor. Normal TV is poor. Adverts are poor. If you play spotify, get the ad free version. (Of course some guys wont want it music - but many do).
* Don't ever check your phone for new text messages or take a phone call during any part of the booking. Don't even ask him if it is OK - he might say 'yes', but he won't really like it. Just don't.
* Don't "slag off" the competition by talking about any escorts you dislike. It will not display high status; it is off-putting and a mood killer. (It is OK to talk about sex and sex work...it is one thing you really do have in common - just be positive!)
* Have lots of condoms of different sizes ready.
* Make sure the incall location is as clean and tidy as a hotel. This includes the bathroom. Hotels don't have girl stuff over every square inch of space.
* Seeing multiple guys in a hotel?: Make sure the hotel is as clean as the moment you arrived. With a clean towel for him (get one per punter somehow).* Don't rush the guy, and don't stop early. Five minutes left '''is''' enough time for more sex. (Meaning don't stop early - good punters don't expect bonus time).* Wear sexy or elegant clothing. Do not answer the door wearing a tracksuit with no make-up on; men won't find it cute, they may think you are lazy and may walk (unless requested , clearly!). Needless to say this applies to underwear as well, wear sexy matching sets - stockings and suspenders are also nice; avoid wearing bloomers, big pants, men's pants, ripped tights and tacky peephole bras - unless requested!
* Pets under control.
* Do not extend a booking if you have another booking. Of course be kind to the man with you. But you have already agreed to meet the next man. Just say 'no'. We understand. We are allowed to ask for an extension, you are allowed to say 'no'.
===Tips about sex services===
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=136596.0 Discussion about this page]
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=137238.0 Why would an Escort NOT offer DFK?]
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=354831 How can Escorts improve?] Sept 2022
==See Also==
* [http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Professional-Escort How to be an escort]
* [[Guide_to_responding_to_UKP_reviews#I_am_an_escort_and_the_review_is_about_me_and_it_is_false|Guide to responding to UKP reviews]]
* [https://www.uknationalescortsassociation.co.uk/ National Escort Association]
* [https://saafe.info/ Support and Advice for Escorts]
* [https://respectqld.org.au/dealing-with-difficult-clients/ Dealing with difficult clients] Respect Inc Page. Other stuff here too.
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