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==#==
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*'''10 Commandments:''' A series of Do's and Don'ts a prossie an escort rattles off at the start of a booking(or on her profile). E.g. ''"Don't touch my tits, don't pinch my bum, no kissing etc"''. Many punters see this as a warning shot that the punt will be shit as the prossie escort is holding back or following a [[#Script|script]].
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*'''121:''' See: [[#One to One|One to One]].
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*'''AFF:''' Adult Friend Finder. A dating website, more popular in USA than the UK.
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*'''AMP:''' Asian Massage Parlour. A term far more common in the USA.
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*'''ATM: ''' Ass to Mouth. A sex act popular in porn films that involves a man placing his cock in a woman's anus then mouth. Also known as A2M.
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*'''Clamping:''' When a prossie tightens her pelvic floor muscles during sex to make the man cum faster.
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*'''Clean Up: ''' Or Clean Up service. Licking the cum from the pussy from her partner or a previous client. Maybe part of Cuckhold service.
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*'''Clients: ''' A term used by prostitutes as an alternative to punter. See also: [[#Gents|Gents]].
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*'''CP:''' Creampie. The risky practice of bareback sex and subsequent ejaculation into the vagina (or anus). Popular in porn, but it is rare for prostitutes to offer this.
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*'''Cuckhold:''' Also 'Cuckold'. Not simply a man who's wife/girlfriend cheats on him, but rather a man who actually gets aroused by knowing or seeing her in sexual situations with other men.
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*'''Culo Grande:''' Spanish word for Big Ass.
==E==
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*'''EAS:''' Emotional Attachment Syndrome, believing a prostitute an escort is your girlfriend - See [[Useful Threads on UKP]] for more info.
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*'''EB:''' Extraball. Cum more than once in a booking. Rarely used.
*'''FAF:''' Fit As Fuck. ''"Kara is FAF"''.
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* '''FB:''' Feedback. A short review left for a prostitutean escort. FB can also stand for Fuck Buddy.
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* '''FBSM:''' [[FBSM|Full Body Sensual Massage]]. The person giving the massage uses their whole body rather than just their hands.
*'''GB: ''' Gang Bang. Sex with 3+ men and one (or more) woman. See [[Sex Parties]]
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*'''Gents: ''' A patronising term that some prostitutes escorts use to refer to punters, as it (allegedly) appears polite. This also may be escort code to suggest the punter is older.
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*'''Gesture: ''' A ridiculous euphemism for the prostituteescort's fee.
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*'''GFE: ''' Girlfriend Experience - an escort experience like being with a real girlfriend. There is no agreed list of services included, but you expect kissing or '''[[#DFK|DFK]]''', oral sex and full sex. It does not include the more adventurous services you would expect from a '''[[#PSE|PSE]]''' or [[#BDSM|fetish]] services.
==I==
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*'''IMHO:''' In My Honest (or Humble) Opinion.
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*'''IMO:''' In My Opinion.
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*'''LBSM:''' Little Brown Sex Machine. A crude name for a Philippino escort or sometimes Thai or Vietnamese too.
<div id="LDLJE"></div>*'''LJE:''' [[Le Jeu Escorts]]<div id="Little Head"></div>
*'''LD:''' Lap Dance. A striptease where the female stripper rubs her genitals and breasts on a clothed sitting male. If performed in a strip club they usually have a "no touch" policy.
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*'''Mechanical:''' Sex that lacks passion or emotion, were the girl is [[#Going through the motions|going through the motions]]. ''"Kara was so mechanical. It was like shagging R2D2"''.
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*'''MF:''' Male Female - refers to a sex event involving a male and female.<div id="MFF"></div>*'''MFF:''' Male Female Female- refers to a meeting with a man and two women. One or both may be escorts. Often call a [[Glossary #Duo|duo]], involving a couple (male and female) and another prostitute.
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*'''MMF:''' Male, Male, Female - Refers to a threesome with two males and 1 female. The female is usually a prostitutean escort.
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*'''MILF:''' Mother I'd Like to Fuck - Mothers, whether attached or unattached, that a man sees as physically attractive enough to want to have sex with them. This has recently become a catch-all term for mature women.
*'''One to One''': A solo booking. A punter sees one escort individually. This term is used to differentiate between [[#Duo|duos]] and [[#Party|parties]]. Also abbreviated numerically to [[#121|121]].
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*'''OP:''' Opening Poster or Original Poster. What you say when you are two too lazy to look up and retype the first posters name.
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*'''Outcall:''' Booking where you ask an escort to visit your home or hotel room. Usually costs more than an [[#Incall|incall]] to allow for travel time - some escorts or agencies also charge travelling expenses. Sometimes they ask for your real name as a security check to check you actually live there or with the hotel reception that you are a guest. For security reasons this makes them less popular unless you have confidence in the discretion of the agency or escort.
==P==
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* '''P&D:''' [[#Pump and Dump|Pump and Dump]]
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* '''Paperwork:''' Euphemism for money, or notes, handed to a prostitute, as in 'I got the paperwork out of the way and asked for a BJ'. Often used in reviews.
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* '''Party:''' A group sex session hosted by parlours or companies that specialise in sex parties. These can be popular as a punter can sample multiple women often for the cost of seeing one or two individually. The downside is the punter will see other punters.
*'''Party Girl:''' A prostitute (1) An escort who enjoys and is willing to take cocaine or other drugs with the punter. (2) A girl who attends sex parties. If they describe themselves as 'party girl' it means the first definition.
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* '''PAWG:''' Phat Ass White Girl(s) - Slim or curvy (but not fat) women with large, curvy, juicy backsides. Alexis Texas, Jennifer Lopez and Sofia Vergara all have this asset. This is mainly a porn term.
* '''Podge:''' A humorous Northern term for sex. ''"Kara looked great when I was podging her in doggy"''
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* '''POF:''' Plenty Of Fish. (1in the sea) A well known online dating site. (21) Also, This means there are many escorts available, so it could be wise to move to a new one, and not waste time or energy chasing ANY particular escort. (2) Also, A well known online dating site.
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* '''Poo Play:''' A juvenile term for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
* '''Prossie Logic:''' An action or comment that seems illogical to a non-prostitute, but makes perfect sense to a prossie. For example: A prossie moaning about a lack of business and then increasing her prices.
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* '''PP:''' Preston Punters - A Preston based punting forum. Also ''Pay Pig'', someone who pays a Dom Escort for nothing.<div id="PPM"></div>* '''PPM:''' Pay Per Meet. - paying a Sugar Baby or Escort from seeking per meet rather than per month or per hour. Typical 2 to 3 hours.
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* '''Provider:''' A euphemism for a prostitute. Variation of [[#SP|service provider]].
* '''PSE:''' Porn Star Experience - this is a more adventurous, raunchy experience with an escort with which usually includes deep throat or gagging, and maybe anal sex. Quite often escorts offering this service will charge more than '''[[#GFE|GFE]]''' escorts.
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* '''Pump and Dump:''' P&D. A term used to describe a basic, emotionless quickie, often in relation to a massage parlour punt. Or an escort best for a 15 minute punt.
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* '''Punter Patter:''' Many punters "breaking the ice" initial conversation that is often a culmination of overly-polite comments, getting the escort to list her dos and dont's and even discussing embarrassing sexual encounters. The result is often a turn off for both the punter and escort alike.
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* '''Sauna:''' A euphemism for a brothel or massage parlour, notably in Edinburgh. Even if a sauna room is available on the premises most visitors will only be there for sexual services.
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* '''Sausage Fest:''' A "party" or "meeting" with many men and very few women. A gangbang party or a greedy girls party is sometimes called this.
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* '''Scat:''' Another word for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
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* '''Sex Buyer:''' A term for a punter coined by misandristic feminazis like Julie Bindell.
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* '''[[Sex Parties|Sex Party]]:''' A party with paid-for escorts, and typically 2 to 4 punters per escort. If only one escort there it is a gang bang. Not to be confused with Swingers party where the girls are not paid (and usually it is wife swapping etc)
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* '''Sex Worker:''' A euphemism An alternate term for prostitutean escort, but also includes, webcam girls, picture sellers and porn stars.
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*'''Shemale:''' See [[#T-Girl|T-Girl]]
*'''SS:''' Seeking Services.
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*'''SS:''' [[Sandys Superstars]] - A (now closed) popular Manchester based massage parlour.
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*'''SSBBW:''' Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman - extremely large women, far larger than [[Glossary #BBW|BBWs]], some would say morbidly obese. These women have a niche market and a burgeoning fetish scene.
* '''TGTBT :''' Too Good To Be True.
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*'''TOFTT : ''' Take One For The Team - A punter takes the financial sacrifice to see a new or unknown prostitute escort for the purpose of reporting on her. Clearly, he does this for himself, but ''says'' it is for others.
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* '''Top:''' In [[#BDSM|BDSM]] the dominant partner in a scenario, such as a Dominatrix or master. In the gay and [[#TG|TG]] community a person that gives anal sex.
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*'''Tossing The Salad :''' Perform [[#Rimming|Annilingus]].
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*'''TPC :''' [[The Phoenix Club]]
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*'''Tour :''' In a punting context a prostitute may spend a few days in another city (to where she is usually based) offering incalls, often from a hotel.
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* '''Urban Dictionary:''' the best website to look up any bizarre sexual practices or slang not found in this Glossary, much used by [[#EE|EE]] escorts when answering emails. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/ Urban Dictionary]
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* '''UTR:''' '''Under the Radar'''. Escorts from Agencies that are secret. Some say this could be C list celebs. Said to be £10,000 per night.
[[#TOP|Go to top]]
*'''WE:''' Well Endowed. The man has a large penis.
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*'''WG:''' Working Girl - A euphemistic An alternate term for a prostitutean escort.
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*'''White Knight:''' Popular internet slang for a forum member that rushes to a defend a prostitute an escort after she has been poorly reviewed. He might not have seen her or could be a [[#Pimp|pimp]].
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* '''Winston:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to a Black [[#Pimp|Pimp]]. ''"I heard coughing and loud rasta music playing in Kara's living room. Must be Winston"''.
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*'''Wipes:''' Or strictly speaking Baby Wipes are used for quickly cleaning just about everything from armpits to crotches to dusty furniture, etc. Although wipes are very useful for a quick clean they are sometimes associated derogatorily with prostitutes escorts who are somewhat slack with their hygiene.<div id="WowWSWS"></div> *'''WowWSWS:''' This word often appear on brief [[#FR|reviews]] often followed by an exclamation markWill she Won't she. Said to be a way of spotting Mostly in massage places, it means the questions if the report is fake she will give some sexual service or written by someone with a vested interestnot.
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*'''WYP:''' What's Your Price - Sugar Daddy dating website.
