This is a glossary of terms commonly used in PuntingWiki and on UKPunting forums.
- 10 Commandments: A series of Do's and Don'ts a prossie rattles off at the start of a booking. E.g. "Don't touch my tits, don't pinch my bum, no kissing etc". Many punters see this as a warning shot that the punt will be shit as the prossie is holding back or following a script.
- 121: See: One to One.
- 69: or Sixty-nine is a sex position designed for mutual, simultaneous oral sex. Two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. The participants are thus mutually inverted like the numbers 6 and 9, hence the name. See also RO and OWO.
- A-levels: Anal sex.
- A-Z: A euphemistic term used by parlours and agencies to imply the prossie does anal as well as GFE and basic services.
- Abdul: Generic term for a South Asian pimp or punter. "Two bookings a day? Yeah right. Kara sees every Tom, Dick and Abdul".
- AFF: Adult Friend Finder. A dating website, more popular in USA than the UK.
- ATM: Ass to Mouth. A sex act popular in porn films that involves a man placing his cock in a woman's anus then mouth. Also known as A2M.
- AW: Abbreviated term for AdultWork. AdultWork is a website that provides a directory of escorts and webcam girls. It is the most popular website of its type. It is sometimes euphemistically referred to as: The Purple Site.
- B-Z: A euphemistic term used by parlours and agencies to imply the prossie does NOT provide anal, just GFE and basic services.
- Bag: Slang term for a condom. "After two minutes of doggy I filled the bag."
- Bareback: Penetrative sex without the protection of a condom. Often abbreviated to BB.
- Bastinado: Also known as foot whipping. This service is occasionally offered by escorts or Dominatrices that specialise in humiliation services. It involves the beating of a person's soles often with a paddle or whip.
- BBC: Acronym for Big Black Cock.
- BBBJ: Bareback Blow Job - uncovered oral sex, not to be confused with Bareback sex, more a US term. See also OWO
- BBW: Big Beautiful Woman. This is the term used by plus sized escorts, it is a euphemism for fat. A plumper escort for those that like the larger ladies. A BBW could be anything from size 14 up.
- BBBW: Big Black Beautiful Woman. Large ladies that are of black ethnicity.
- BDSM: Bondage, Discipline (or Dominance), Sadism, Masochism.
- Beat: The Beat is a slang term for the Red Light District. "A courtesan?! Kara used to work the beat outside Pompey docks."
- BFE: Boyfriend Experience. Sometimes used by male escorts. See also GFE.
- BJ: Blow Job - Oral sex performed on a man's penis. Comes from Victorian 'Below Job' so never meant that a girl was to 'blow'.
- Blue Pill: Slang term for Viagra. Other variations include: Little Blue Pill, V Pill and Blueys. Not to be confused with "Blues", the amphetamine tablets popular with Mods in the sixties.
- BOBFOC: Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch - a well known acronym to describe a woman with a fit, glamour model body, but an ugly face. The acronym BOBFOK (Body of Barbie, face of Ken) is a newer variant.
- Bordello: Archaic term for a brothel.
- Bottom: Term often used in the BDSM community to describe someone who is a slave or a sub. In the gay and transgendered community it is someone who receives anal sex.
- Boundary Pusher: A term which was probably coined by one of the old hags off SAAFE. It simply means the punter tried to do things the prossie was uncomfortable with (such as forced bareback) and while there is no excuse for such behaviour it seems to be a standard insult for any punter who leaves justified negative feedback.
- Brass: Another term for a Prostitute. Short for brass nail, Cockney rhyming slang for tail.
- BSS: Blair Street Sauna. Edinburgh based massage parlour.
- Bukkake: An act that involves multiple men giving facials to a single woman, usually at a specialist Bukkake party.
- Butterface: A woman with every part of her body looking good, but her face. For a variation see: BOBFOC.
- Call Girl: An outcall prostitute.
- Cam: Webcam sex, also know as Camming and those offering it are Cammers, often found on AdultWork pretending to offer Escort sex but just want to sell content, phone calls or webcam sessions.
- Cathouse: Slang term for a brothel. Mainly used in America.
- CBT: Cock and Ball Torture - a slave places his penis and balls into a harness which restricts movement.
- CD: Cross Dressing \ Cross Dresser - A man (or a woman) that wear clothes of the opposite gender.
- CFNM: Clothed Female Naked Male. See this post
- Chelsea Cloisters: A large serviced apartment/extended hotel in West London, said to be home base to dozens of escorts. 'Ten floors of Whores' Thread
- Cialis: An alternative to Viagra. While more expensive, literature says the effect lasts 24 hours (rather than 4).
- CIM: Cum In Mouth - As the term implies, this consists of ejaculating in a woman's mouth.
- Civvy: Civilian woman. A punter's term to describe a non-prostitute woman. "Kara let me down, but I managed to hook up with a civvy in Norwich."
- Clamping: When a prossie tightens her pelvic floor muscles during sex to make the man cum faster.
- Clients: A term used by prostitutes as an alternative to punter. See also: Gents.
- Clock Watcher: A prostitute that is annoyingly fussy with time. Discussion thread
- COB: Cum on Breasts - Ejaculating on a woman's chest, often offered when an escort doesn't want to spoil her make up with a Facial and so offers you her tits instead. COB can also refer to Cum on Body.
- Cock Snot: Semen.
- Cock Sock: A condom.
- COF: Cum on Face - Another term for a Facial.
- Consideration: A euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
- COT: Cum on Tits - Ejaculating onto a woman's breasts.
- Courtesan: Title used by 'High Class' escorts to justify their higher prices and more limited range of services.
- CP: Creampie. The risky practice of bareback sex and subsequent ejaculation into the vagina (or anus). Popular in porn, but it is rare for prostitutes to offer this.
- Culo Grande: Spanish word for Big Ass.
- Cum Dodger: A prossie that avoids a facial or CIM by turning her head or closing her mouth. "Kara is a cum dodger. I was about to pop over her face and she stands up last minute and I splatter her tits instead."
- DAP: Double Anal Penetration - Means Anal sex with two penises inserted in the anus. Usually a woman's anus but can mean a man's as well.
- DATY: Dining at the Y - This term appears on some WGs websites. It means performing cunnilingus on a woman. The Y referring to her body and legs. The term seems more popular in America.
- Deep Throat: When a man's entire erect penis is inserted deep into a woman's mouth and into the throat.
- Deposit: Another euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
- DFK: Deep French Kissing - Passionate kissing with tongue deep in the other person's mouth.
- DIY: Do It Yourself, meaning masturbation.
- Donation: A euphemism for the fee or cash paid to an escort, see also Paperwork.
- Doxy: (1) A slang name for an escort or loose woman. (2) A Very powerful vaginal vibrator said to out power the Hitachi Magic Wand.
- DP: Double Penetration - when a woman has two penises inserted, one in her anus and one in her vagina.
- DSL: Dick Sucking Lips - Large, plump lips.
- DT : Abbreviated term for Deep Throat.
- Duo: A booking with two escorts, usually with lesbian interaction between them.
- Dusty Phone: Derogatory term used to describe an unpopular prostitute. Her phone is dusty due to a lack of calls for bookings.
- Dutch Cap: Rarely heard slang term for a Femidom\female condom.
- DVDA: Double Vaginal, Double Anal - when a woman has two penises inserted in each fuck hole, four cocks at once.
- EAS: Emotional Attachment Syndrome, believing a prostitute is your girlfriend - See Useful Threads on UKP for more info.
- EB: Extraball. Cum more than once in a booking. Rarely used.
- ED: Erectile dysfunction.
- EE: Eastern European, most commonly an escort from the newer EC countries of Poland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria, Slovakia or Romania, but can refer to any of the former Soviet Bloc countries, such as Russia, Ukraine or the Baltic States.
- Entertainer: Fluffy euphemism for a prostitute.
- Extras: A prostitute may charge add-on services at an extra cost in addition to her normal fee. Common extras include: OWO, A-levels and Watersports.
- Face Fuck: Thrusting the cock in and out of a woman's mouth, often performed whiled holding the head.
- Facesitting: Having a woman sit in your face, with or without her knickers on. Also known as Queening
- Facial: Ejaculating on a woman's face. Not always offered by escorts especially on shorter bookings as they have to re-do their make up before the next booking.
- FB: Feedback. A short review left for a prostitute. FB can also stand for Fuck Buddy.
- FBSM: Full Body Sensual Massage. The person giving the massage uses their whole body rather than just their hands.
- Felching: Having anal sex and then sucking your sperm from your partner's anus with a straw, a service confined mainly to porn and rarely offered as it involves bareback sex.
- Femdom: Female dominance or female domination. Used in relation to BDSM activities, implying the female is dominant in that scenario. Often abbreviated to FD.
- Feminazi: A militant feminist intent on ending prostitution and pornography. It's worth noting some of these women are lesbians and find the thought of fucking a man disgusting.
- FF: Fist Fuck or Fist Fucking. Inserting a fist into the vagina (or anus).
- FFM: Female, Female, Male - A threesome involving 2 females and 1 male (lucky guy).
- Figging: The strange practice of inserting a piece of root ginger anally or into the urethra. See this thread here.
- FinDom: Financial Domination, giving money or expensive gifts to a dominatrix or escort in return for being blackmailed, insulted and abused, rarely if ever involves sex.
- FJ: Foot Job. Being wanked off with a foot or feet.
- FK: French Kissing using tongues but not as deep or vigorous as DFK
- FKK: Freikörperkultur (Free Body Culture, i.e. naturism). You will see this to describe German sex clubs such as Artemis in Berlin. For a detailed article click here.
- Fluffy: Often derogatory term to describe a punter who sees all prostitutes through rose tinted glasses, thinks she can do no wrong, and can become too emotionally attached, in severe cases may be suffering from EAS. See also Fluffies.
- Fluffbomb: Another term for a Fluffy.
- Foot Whipping: See: Bastinado.
- FR: Field Report - Basically a review of a meeting with a prostitute, focusing on looks, attitude, location and services offered.
- FRO: Fuck Right Off - Text message abbreviation.
- FS: Full Sex. A rarely used term meaning penetrative sex took place with the penis, as opposed to oral or masturbation only.
- Fun Bags: Comical term for breasts.
- Gash Cash: A humorous term for the spare money a man uses to pay a prostitute with. Spunk Tokens is a variation.
- GB: Gang Bang. Sex with 3+ men and one (or more) woman. See Sex Parties
- Gents: A patronising term that some prostitutes use to refer to punters, as it (allegedly) appears polite.
- Gesture: A ridiculous euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
- GFE: Girlfriend Experience - an escort experience like being with a real girlfriend. There is no agreed list of services included, but you expect kissing or DFK, oral sex and full sex. It does not include the more adventurous services you would expect from a PSE or fetish services.
- GILF: Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck, a sexually desirable older woman with no clear definition of age but expect to be 55 plus.
- GOG: Girl On Girl. Sexual lesbian contact between two (or more) women.
- Going through the motions: Unsatisfying sex were the escort puts in no effort or enthusiasm and simply does as much is necessary to get the man to cum.
- Greek: Rarely used term for anal sex.
- GRIS: Google Reverse Image Search
- G Spot: Gräfenberg Spot. A female erogenous area of the vagina that is said to trigger orgasms. Named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg.
- GSM: Gentleman's Sensual Massage - A massage parlour in Dublin. Used to have a venue in Birmingham as well.
- GUM: Genito-Urinary Medicine. The Gum clinic is the place to get your sexual health checked.
- Gusher: Another term for a squirter.
- Happy Ending: Another term for a Hand Job, usually in connection with a massage and for an extra charge. Sometimes abbreviated to HE.
- Harry: Harry Monk - well known rhyming slang for spunk. "Kara's pretty, but she didn't swallow my Harry"
- HD: Hard Domination. BDSM activities that leaves marks (e.g. whipping).
- High Class Escort: - See Courtesan
- Hitachi: Another term for a Magic Wand. Named after the Japanese company that makes them. It is worth noting most Magic Wands are generic made in China clones, but still function well, they just suffer from poorer build quality.
- HJ: Hand Job
- Hobbyist: Another term for punter.
- HOD: Abbreviated term for London based agency, House of Divine.
- HR: Hand Relief - Another term for a Hand Job or a wank. HR is a term mainly used by massage parlours and masseuses to distance themselves from full sex escorting services.
- HS: Hardsports. Also known as scat. An sex act that involves shit (usually being shat on or eating shit). See also Watersports.
- Hun: It is obviously an abbreviated form of honey and is a popular term of affection that prostitutes use in emails, text messages and face-to-face as it's easier than remembering a name.
- IMHO: In My Honest Opinion.
- IMO: In My Opinion.
- Incall: Where you visit the escort in her flat or sometimes a hotel, which she will have booked and paid for. Usually cheaper than Outcall appointments as escorts do not have travel time and can therefore see more clients in a working day. They can also be more discreet as some agencies or escorts require additional security checks for outcall bookings.
- Indie: - Another term for Independent. This implies the escort works on her own and is not working for an agency, parlour or pimp.
- Jimmy Hat: Slang term for a condom.
- Jizz: Semen, sperm, spunk.
- Kathoey: or Katoey is the Thai word for Ladyboy\Shemale. Despite it's spelling it is said like: Gat-To-EEE.
- Kerb Crawling: The act of cruising around Red Light Districts to pick up prostitutes. It is an illegal act. Can also be written as: Curb Crawling.
- Kevin: Popular phrase on UKP when referring to an English Pimp. "Kara looked rougher than a badger's arse. I asked for a refund, but didn't want to take on Kevin and his bulldog to get it. £100 down the karzai".
- KSE: Short for Kama Sutra Experience. See KSE for a detailed description.
- Lamp Post Dancer: An archaic term for a streetwalker.
- LAPC: London Adult Party Club.
- Latin: Occasionally seen on Romanian escort profiles to disguise their nationality as a reaction against negative connotations some punters have of Romanian prostitutes. Latino is sometimes used as well. Or it may correctly mean an escort from Latin America. See also: Romanian Girls.
- LD: Lap Dance. A striptease where the female stripper rubs her genitals and breasts on a clothed sitting male. If performed in a strip club they usually have a "no touch" policy.
- Little Head: The penis. "Kara was ugly and rude, but I was thinking with my little head so stayed. A crap shag"
- LMP: Lady Marmalade Parties - Were a London based sex party company that was closed after a raid. Around 2016 they were re-branded as The Phoenix Club or TPC and are back in business.
- Mac: Slang term for a condom. A variation of Raincoat.
- Magic Wand: A very powerful vibrator. They are often mains operated and feature 10 speeds. They are also known as a Hitachi and euphemistically as a Massage Wand.
- Mechanical: Sex that lacks passion or emotion, were the girl is going through the motions. "Kara was so mechanical. It was like shagging R2D2".
- MF: Male Female - refers to a duo, involving a couple (male and female) and another prostitute.
- MMF: Male, Male, Female - Refers to a threesome with two males and 1 female. The female is usually a prostitute.
- MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck - Mothers, whether attached or unattached, that a man sees as physically attractive enough to want to have sex with them. This has recently become a catch-all term for mature women.
- Minder: This could be a pimp, boyfriend or paid bodyguard that looks after the WG. He is usually in another room watching TV (and masturbating to the sex noises).
- Motorboating: Nuzzling a well-endowed woman's breasts whilst making an engine-like noise. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
- Mumsnet: Forum for women which condemns prostitutes and gives advice to suspicious wives on how to out their partners. Notoriously used by ParisB (See Prostitute Blacklist) to give helpful advice to out her clients.
- MWITOW: My Way Is The Only Way - In punting terms it usually refers to arrogant punters who believe their way of doing things related to punting is the best or only way to do it. They are usually judgemental of other punters who prefer doing things differently.
- Neanderthal: A derogatory term for a supposed bone-headed punter that has sexist views towards a prostitute.
- Netmums: A very similar website to Mumsnet with plenty of stories of punting husbands.
- Nodder: A slang term for a condom.
- Non-punter: A derogatory term used to describe a forum member who has a lot to say about the punting scene, but has (seemingly) never had a punt.
- Norris: Norris McWhirter is rarely heard rhyming slang for squirter."Kara is a Norris alright, she soaked my Spongebob Stainpants duvet".
- NSA: No Strings Attached - A dating term meaning casual sex could be on offer.
- Nuru: See Nuru Massage for a detailed description.
- O-Levels: Oral sex, a blow job. probably only used by older punters and MILF or GILF escorts as unlike A levels the exam they were named after was replaced by GCSEs years ago.
- OH: Other half. Your wife or girlfriend.
- One to One: A solo booking. A punter sees one escort individually. This term is used to differentiate between duos and parties. Also abbreviated numerically to 121.
- OP: Opening Poster or Original Poster. What you say when you are two lazy to look up and retype the first posters name.
- Outcall: Booking where you ask an escort to visit your home or hotel room. Usually costs more than an incall to allow for travel time - some escorts or agencies also charge travelling expenses. Sometimes they ask for your real name as a security check to check you actually live there or with the hotel reception that you are a guest. For security reasons this makes them less popular unless you have confidence in the discretion of the agency or escort.
- OW: Oral With - a blowjob with a condom on.
- OWO: Oral Without - a blowjob without a condom on.
- OWOTC: Oral Without To Completion. Oral without to ejaculation, usually with CIM.
- Paperwork: Euphemism for money, or notes, handed to a prostitute, as in 'I got the paperwork out of the way and asked for a BJ'. Often used in reviews.
- Party: A group sex session hosted by parlours or companies that specialise in sex parties. These can be popular as a punter can sample multiple women often for the cost of seeing one or two individually. The downside is the punter will see other punters.
- Party Girl: A prostitute who enjoys and is willing to take cocaine or other drugs with the punter.
- PAWG: Phat Ass White Girl(s) - Slim or curvy (but not fat) women with large, curvy, juicy backsides. Alexis Texas, Jennifer Lopez and Sofia Vergara all have this asset. This is mainly a porn term.
- PE: Abbreviated term for Premature Ejaculation, but is occasionally used for Penis Enlargement.
- Period Play: Mainly fingering a girl when she is menstruating, but could also imply other activities.
- PG: Abbreviated term for Private Gallery. This is a series of photographs that are unlocked in exchange for credits. Private galleries should contain more explicit (hardcore) photos than free galleries.
- Pimp: Person controlling a prostitute, but sometime also used in a derogatory way when referring to escort agencies or their owners.
- Podge: A humorous Northern term for sex. "Kara looks great when podging her in doggy"
- POF: Plenty Of Fish. A well known online dating site. Also, means there are many escorts available, so it could be wise to move to a new one.
- Poo Play: A juvenile term for Hardsports.
- Pop: To ejaculate. "Kara was a bit mechanical, but I managed to pop twice in 30 minutes".
- Prone Bone: The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an over-pleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation. See also: clamping.
- Prossie in Disguise: A prossie that pretends to be a punter on forums to post fake reviews about herself.
- Prossie Logic: An action or comment that seems illogical to a non-prostitute, but makes perfect sense to a prossie. For example: A prossie moaning about a lack of business and then increasing her prices.
- PP: Preston Punters - A Preston based punting forum.
- Provider: A euphemism for a prostitute. Variation of service provider.
- P Spot: A slang term for the male Prostate Gland. It is said to be the male equivalent of the G-Spot.
- PSE: Porn Star Experience - this is a more adventurous, raunchy experience with an escort with which usually includes deep throat or gagging, and maybe anal sex. Quite often escorts offering this service will charge more than GFE escorts.
- Pump and Dump: A term used to describe a basic, emotionless quickie, often in relation to a massage parlour punt.
- Punting Desert: A term used for a town or city with a limited choice of prostitutes. In these areas a few prossies have monopoly over the punters.
- Punting Phone: A secondary phone used for the sole purpose of phoning and texting escorts. Used to avoid giving out personal details (such as a work number) or receiving dubious text messages that a wife or girlfriend could read.
- Punting Sim: A secondary and often disposable Sim card for the purposes of phoning and texting escorts.
- Purple Site: A euphemism for website AdultWork. This term came about after the word "Adultwork" was banned by some forums. Purple site refers to Adultwork's garish colour scheme of primarily purple. The term Adultwork is not banned on UKPunting. See also: AW.
- Quickie: A 15 minute booking with an escort. Some allow oral only (no sex) in this time.
- Queening: Facesitting.
- R & T: Rub and Tug.
- RAF: Rough As Fuck.
- Rainbow Kiss: The brave act of performing RO on a girl on her period and then snowballing; exchanging the red and white.
- Raincoat: Slang term for a condom.
- Red Wings: To perform oral sex on a female while she is on her period.
- Rimming: The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
- Rinser: A civvy woman who preys on rich, single men and uses them for financial benefits. A more extreme version of a gold digger. There are a few escorts who offer sexual services such as: 10 overnight visits in exchange for a car. A fool and his money are easily parted and anyone with half a brain should avoid these women at all costs. See also Financial Domination.
- RIS: Reverse Image Search. Such as: Google and TinEye.
- RLD: Red Light District, an area or street where streetwalking prostitutes are known to solicit.
- RLZ: Red Light Zone.
- RO: Reverse Oral, cunninlingus, oral sex performed on a woman. See also DATY
- Round Two: The second round of full sex after the man ejaculates. "Kara gave me a crap massage in the last 10 minutes. No chance of round two then".
- RP: Roleplay\Roleplaying. Dressing up and acting out a scenario for sexual gratification.
- Rub and Tug: A name for a massage parlour. A hand rub body massage, and the tug is hand relief.
- SA: Seeking Arrangement A web site for sugar babies and sugar daddies. This is considered off topic to UKP.
- SAAFE: A web forum for escorts, meaning Support And Advice For Escorts, punters can view public threads but are not allowed to join and many threads take a negative view of punters.
- Sauna: A euphemism for a brothel or massage parlour. Even if a sauna room is available on the premises most visitors will only be there for sexual services.
- Scat: Another word for Hardsports.
- Script: An order of services a prossie follows with every punter. E.g. starts with a massage, moves on to oral, finishes in missionary. It is like she is following a film script and hates to deviate from it as she loses control.
- Sex Buyer: A term for a punter coined by misandristic feminazis like Julie Bindell.
- Sex Worker: A euphemism for prostitute, but also includes, webcam girls, picture sellers and porn stars.
- Shemale: See T-Girl
- Shitting On Your Own Doorstep: In a punting context it refers to seeing a prostitute in the same neighbourhood to where you live or seeing a prostitute who you also know in a social context (such as the secretary from work).
- Single Bed: A single man's bed was humorously described as a wanking chariot by Viz magazine. No prostitute should be expected to "entertain" punters on one, but they do as it was left behind by the previous tenant of their council house.
- Sissy: A femininised man who takes part in consensual humiliation exercises with a dominatrix. Such exercises could include forced cross dressing and foot worship for sexual pleasure. See also: TV.
- Skull Fuck: The same as face fucking.
- Sisterhood: A group of bitter old prostitutes that insult punters and members of UKPunting at every opportunity. They hate UKPunting, but can't stop reading it.
- Snowballing: Swapping cum after oral sex from mouth to mouth, the cum mixes with saliva and increases in volume creating a "snowball effect". There are a number of scenarios when snowballing occurs. Swapping a punter's cum between two escorts as part of a duo or alternatively when a punter ejaculates into the escort's mouth and then she passes his cum back into his mouth through kissing.
- SP: Service Provider, a euphemism for prostitute.
- Splash and Dash: A term used to describe a basic, emotionless quickie, often in relation to a massage parlour punt.
- Spunk Tokens: A humorous term for the (spare) money you use to pay a prossie with.
- Squirter: A slang term for a woman that ejaculates vaginal fluid during orgasm.
- SS: Seeking Services.
- SS: Sandys Superstars - A popular Manchester based massage parlour.
- SSBBW: Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman - extremely large women, far larger than BBWs, some would say morbidly obese. These women have a niche market and a burgeoning fetish scene.
- Starfish: A woman that just lies there, showing disinterest during sex; the opposite to what most punters want. Not to be confused with the chocolate starfish (the anus).
- STD/STI: Sexually Transmitted Disease or Infection, such as a dose of the clap.
- SW: Street Walker.
- Sybian: is a sex device in the form of a saddle with a remote controlled vibrator on top. This is a service listed on Adultwork. Many escorts will not own a Sybian due to their £1000+ price tag, some unscrupulous escorts simply tick every service due to being unknowledgable, lack of English or to mislead a potential punter.
- T-Girl: A term for a transgendered male who undergoes the necessary chemical and surgical procedures to become more feminine. Also referred to as Shemale and the comical, but insulting term: chicks with dicks.
- Teabagging: A man dunks his bollocks in and out of his partner's mouth while squatting over him\her.
- Ten Commandments: See: 10 Commandments
- TFFT : Thank Fuck For That.
- TG: Transgendered. Another term for a T-Girl, but can refer to a female that becomes male as well.
- TGTBT : Too Good To Be True.
- TOFTT : Take One For The Team - A punter takes the financial sacrifice to see a new or unknown prostitute for the purpose of reporting on her.
- Top: In BDSM the dominant partner, such as a Dominatrix or master. In the gay and TG community a person that gives anal sex.
- Tossing The Salad : Perform Annilingus.
- Tour : In a punting context a prostitute may spend a few days in another city (to where she is usually based) offering incalls, often from a hotel.
- Tout: Pimp, boyfriend, agency, deluded fluffy or the girl herself who comes on UKP to write false glowing reviews, usually resulting in an instant ban.
- Tramp Stamp: A downright tacky lower back tattoo, usually of a tribal pattern, flowers or a baby name. Popular with chavs and WGs.
- Tranny: A catch-all term for transvestites, transgengender and transsexual males.
- TS: Transsexual. Pretty much the same as TG.
- TV: Transvestite - A man who dresses in woman's clothes, often for sexual enjoyment. TV escorts are sometimes used by Dominatrices as sissies or slaves to worship them. TV Escorts aren't that popular amongst "straight" males as they do not appear as feminine as T-Girls. TVs are not the same as drag queens who only dress up for events or as part as a stage act.
- TW: Time Waster.
- TWL: The Wonder Lounge - a massage parlour that used to be based in Bury, Lancashire.
- UKE UK Escorting
- Umbrella: Slang term for a condom.
- Undercover fluffy: A derogatory term for a punter who claims not to be a fluffy and shows contempt for prostitutes. The contempt usually stems from long years of putting prostitutes’ interests and feelings before his own, which ultimately causes "hidden" bitter resentment. Telltale signs of an undercover fluffy are easy to spot. For example, they drop their "hard-man" pretence and let their fluffiness shine by doing things like advising a prostitute to increase her rates or by cheerleading at every opportunity for their favourite prostitute even resorting to name calling other punters who dare to post a negative review of her.
- Urban Dictionary: the best website to look up any bizarre sexual practices or slang not found in this Glossary, much used by EE escorts when answering emails. Urban Dictionary
- VFM: Value For Money.
- Vinegar Strokes: The point of no return during sex or masturbation just before the man ejaculates.
- VWE: Very Well Endowed. The man has a very large penis. This occasionally written on AW feedback by the escort.
- Watersports: The act of urinating on someone or being urinated on. Watersports can also involve urine drinking. Often abbreviated to WS
- WE: Well Endowed. The man has a large penis.
- WG: Working Girl - A euphemistic term for a prostitute.
- White Knight: Popular internet slang for a forum member that rushes to a defend a prostitute after she has been poorly reviewed. He might not have seen her or could be a pimp.
- Winston: Popular phrase on UKP when referring to a Black Pimp. "I heard coughing and loud rasta music playing in Kara's living room. Must be Winston".
- Wipes: Or strictly speaking Baby Wipes are used for quickly cleaning just about everything from armpits to crotches to dusty furniture, etc. Although wipes are very useful for a quick clean they are sometimes associated derogatorily with prostitutes who are somewhat slack with their hygiene.
- Wow: This word often appear on brief reviews often followed by an exclamation mark. Said to be a way of spotting if the report is fake or written by someone with a vested interest.
- YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary. It may work differently in your situation, or be different in your experience. Meaning each person may have an experience with an individual provider that is different than the person posting due to personalities and other intangible factors.