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Thailand, historically known as Siam, is a country in Southeast Asia, located at the centre of the Indochinese Peninsula, with a population of almost 70 million. [[Bangkok]] is the nation's capital and largest city.
Note you need at least 6 months left on your passport to enter.
===Introduction===
Some think that Thailand is the punting capital of Asia. However, even the best places require the best planning and approach as everyone out there is after your money. The four most common places to punt are Bangkok, Pattaya, Phuket (an Island - town there is Patong) and Chiang Mai.
* Go-Go Bar
* Blowjob Bar(in Pattaya a Gents club)* Girl bars. All the girls lurking about will have a drink with you and then ST or LT sex.
* [[Soapy Massage]] (includes sex)
* Traditional Massage (with Happy ending)
* Agency, Sugarbaby, or Dating sites. LINE, WeChat , Whatsapp and Telegram useful for this. Line is preferred so it does not overlap with your UK stuff.
Other things to enjoy are ping-pong shows, dart shooting and other tricks the girls will do with their pussy.
Depending on your nationality, you can be treated differently. Farangs and Japanese shouldn't have a problem but the Indians may be asked to pay a little more. This isn't always the case but it can happen.
The going rate at the moment is 1500 baht for ST and 3000 baht for LT. Girls will usually start much higher than this but consider being firm on these prices. Varies greatly by location and type of go go.
Exchange rate is a pound is 42 44 baht, so easy to think of 4000 4500 baht as £100===Girl bar===These are bars where the staff is all girls. They may bring you drinks (they are staff), but they will also sit with you if you buy them a drink. In many of the popular punting towns, they are in fact escorts and will stay with you LT or ST, just like the Gogos.===Mama-san===This is the lady who manages all the girls. She is not the bar manager, but is in a position of respect. The word comes from the Japanese '-san' connected to the western word 'mama'. '-san' is an expresion of respect, like Mr. This expression probably came from US military who were first in Japan and then in Thailand and the Philippines.
===ThaiFriendly===
Thaifriendly is officially a dating app but here in Thailand it's basically uber eats for punts. As a punter your profile will be "liked" and messaged by many many girls 24/7 so just a case of waiting till one you fancy shows up online and then enquire and book. In Thailand independent escorts are called "freelancers" so when a girl (or ladyboy if that's your thing, you can allow messages from these in the settings) contacts you with that in their profile they can be booked.
There is a free version of the app, which limits you to 1 reply every 10 mins - such an account will seriously hinder you booking people so it's recommended to have the premium membership where you can message unimpeded for the length of your trip. Once your holiday has concluded it's worth hiding your profile otherwise you will continue to be messaged despite no longer being there. You can reactivate if/when you return.
Top Tip: Join TF a week before your trip as a basic member. Set your location as the UK and don't upload a photo of yourself. Use it to go through profiles and 'favourite' any girls you like. Don't message any of the girls.
On the day before you travel, upgrade your TF to premium, add your photo and change your location to Pattaya.
===Outcalls===
Ensure you have booked a "guest friendly" hotel where there is security - this is most hotels in punting areas. Just avoid the ultra cheap or ultra expensive. ID cards are carried by all Thais so they should have no problem handing this over to hotel reception for the duration of their stay. Good hotels will call your room afterwards to check everything is OK and the lady can go. It is good manners to walk down with her anyway and wink at the doorman or receptionist.
If things go wrong and hotel property is damaged then the authorities can be involved, similarly . Similarly if she did a runner with your phone or wallet whilst you were in the shower. Take the usual safety precautions with inviting complete strangers into your hotel room such as locking your baht/sterling and any cards in a safe, probably your toothbrush too in case they decide to stick it somewhere it shouldn't go whilst showering if the punt went badly!
===Favourite places in Thailand===
===Threads about Pattaya===
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=399607.0 March 2024]
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389583 Pattaya Oct/Nov 2023]
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=366280 Jan 2023]
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=354380 Sept 2022]
===Thai friendly===* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=366280 Jan 2023260402.msg3730304#msg3730304 great advice about using Thai Friendly]* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=389583 Pattaya Oct/Nov 2023396537 Thai Friendly sex tips]
===Other===
* For first timers, buy the Book 'Money Number One', by Neil Hutchison.
* good Youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s_-GFbC7RQ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OWN1uEBLRw
* https://www.stickmanbangkok.com/
* https://davetheravebangkok.com/
* In Thai slang, '''555''' means "haha" or "lol" because the Thai word for the number five, "ห้า" (\(h\text{ă}\)), is pronounced like the "ha" sound of laughter.
* The '''bin''' is the cup on your table with the growing payment that you owe. Look at it every now and then. Barfines will go on the bin, ST/LT wont (pay the girl). So to 'checkbin' is to pay and go.
* '''333''' is rude slang for certain men that have 3 inches, 3 minutes, 3000 baht. Bar Girls favorite.
* '''LoS''' means Land of Smiles, or Thailand!
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