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*'''Snow Queen:''' Euphemism for a woman who does lots of cocaine.
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==#==
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*'''10 Commandments:''' A series of Do's and Don'ts a prossie an escort rattles off at the start of a booking(or on her profile). E.g. ''"Don't touch my tits, don't pinch my bum, no kissing etc"''. Many punters see this as a warning shot that the punt will be shit as the prossie escort is holding back or following a [[#Script|script]].
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*'''121:''' See: [[#One to One|One to One]].
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*'''AFF:''' Adult Friend Finder. A dating website, more popular in USA than the UK.
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*'''AMP:''' Asian Massage Parlour. A term far more common in the USA.
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*'''ATM: ''' Ass to Mouth. A sex act popular in porn films that involves a man placing his cock in a woman's anus then mouth. Also known as A2M.
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*'''Clamping:''' When a prossie tightens her pelvic floor muscles during sex to make the man cum faster.
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*'''Clean Up: ''' Or Clean Up service. Licking the cum from the pussy from her partner or a previous client. Maybe part of Cuckhold service.
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*'''Clients: ''' A term used by prostitutes as an alternative to punter. See also: [[#Gents|Gents]].
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*'''CP:''' Creampie. The risky practice of bareback sex and subsequent ejaculation into the vagina (or anus). Popular in porn, but it is rare for prostitutes to offer this.
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*'''Cuckhold:''' Also 'Cuckold'. Not simply a man who's wife/girlfriend cheats on him, but rather a man who actually gets aroused by knowing or seeing her in sexual situations with other men.
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*'''Culo Grande:''' Spanish word for Big Ass.
==E==
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*'''EAS:''' Emotional Attachment Syndrome, believing a prostitute an escort is your girlfriend - See [[Useful Threads on UKP]] for more info.
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*'''EB:''' Extraball. Cum more than once in a booking. Rarely used.
*'''FAF:''' Fit As Fuck. ''"Kara is FAF"''.
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* '''FB:''' Feedback. A short review left for a prostitutean escort. FB can also stand for Fuck Buddy.
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* '''FBSM:''' [[FBSM|Full Body Sensual Massage]]. The person giving the massage uses their whole body rather than just their hands.
*'''GB: ''' Gang Bang. Sex with 3+ men and one (or more) woman. See [[Sex Parties]]
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*'''Gents: ''' A patronising term that some prostitutes escorts use to refer to punters, as it (allegedly) appears polite. This also may be escort code to suggest the punter is older.
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*'''Gesture: ''' A ridiculous euphemism for the prostituteescort's fee.
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*'''GFE: ''' Girlfriend Experience - an escort experience like being with a real girlfriend. There is no agreed list of services included, but you expect kissing or '''[[#DFK|DFK]]''', oral sex and full sex. It does not include the more adventurous services you would expect from a '''[[#PSE|PSE]]''' or [[#BDSM|fetish]] services.
==I==
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*'''IMHO:''' In My Honest (or Humble) Opinion.
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*'''IMO:''' In My Opinion.
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*'''LBSM:''' Little Brown Sex Machine. A crude name for a Philippino escort or sometimes Thai or Vietnamese too.
<div id="LDLJE"></div>*'''LJE:''' [[Le Jeu Escorts]]<div id="Little Head"></div>
*'''LD:''' Lap Dance. A striptease where the female stripper rubs her genitals and breasts on a clothed sitting male. If performed in a strip club they usually have a "no touch" policy.
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*'''Mechanical:''' Sex that lacks passion or emotion, were the girl is [[#Going through the motions|going through the motions]]. ''"Kara was so mechanical. It was like shagging R2D2"''.
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*'''MF:''' Male Female - refers to a sex event involving a male and female.<div id="MFF"></div>*'''MFF:''' Male Female Female- refers to a meeting with a man and two women. One or both may be escorts. Often call a [[Glossary #Duo|duo]], involving a couple (male and female) and another prostitute.
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*'''MMF:''' Male, Male, Female - Refers to a threesome with two males and 1 female. The female is usually a prostitutean escort.
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*'''MILF:''' Mother I'd Like to Fuck - Mothers, whether attached or unattached, that a man sees as physically attractive enough to want to have sex with them. This has recently become a catch-all term for mature women.
==N==
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*'''NBA:''' No Blacks Allowed - A policy that some WGs have which screens out black punters from visiting them. There can be various reasons for this; "preference", "due to previous bad experience" etc.
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*'''Neanderthal:''' A derogatory term for a supposed bone-headed punter that has sexist views towards a prostitute.
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*'''Nuru:''' See [[Nuru Massage]] for a detailed description.
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*'''OH:''' Other half. Your wife or girlfriend.
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*'''OF:''' Onlyfans. A website for people to sell pictures and videos for a subscription fee.
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*'''OLD''': Online Dating.
*'''One to One''': A solo booking. A punter sees one escort individually. This term is used to differentiate between [[#Duo|duos]] and [[#Party|parties]]. Also abbreviated numerically to [[#121|121]].
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*'''OP:''' Opening Poster or Original Poster. What you say when you are two too lazy to look up and retype the first posters name.
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*'''Outcall:''' Booking where you ask an escort to visit your home or hotel room. Usually costs more than an [[#Incall|incall]] to allow for travel time - some escorts or agencies also charge travelling expenses. Sometimes they ask for your real name as a security check to check you actually live there or with the hotel reception that you are a guest. For security reasons this makes them less popular unless you have confidence in the discretion of the agency or escort.
==P==
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* '''P&D:''' [[#Pump and Dump|Pump and Dump]]
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* '''Paperwork:''' Euphemism for money, or notes, handed to a prostitute, as in 'I got the paperwork out of the way and asked for a BJ'. Often used in reviews.
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* '''Party:''' A group sex session hosted by parlours or companies that specialise in sex parties. These can be popular as a punter can sample multiple women often for the cost of seeing one or two individually. The downside is the punter will see other punters.
*'''Party Girl:''' A prostitute (1) An escort who enjoys and is willing to take cocaine or other drugs with the punter. (2) A girl who attends sex parties. If they describe themselves as 'party girl' it means the first definition.
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* '''PAWG:''' Phat Ass White Girl(s) - Slim or curvy (but not fat) women with large, curvy, juicy backsides. Alexis Texas, Jennifer Lopez and Sofia Vergara all have this asset. This is mainly a porn term.
* '''Podge:''' A humorous Northern term for sex. ''"Kara looked great when I was podging her in doggy"''
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* '''POF:''' Plenty Of Fish. (1in the sea) A well known online dating site. (21) Also, This means there are many escorts available, so it could be wise to move to a new one, and not waste time or energy chasing ANY particular escort. (2) Also, A well known online dating site.
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* '''Poo Play:''' A juvenile term for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
* '''Prossie Logic:''' An action or comment that seems illogical to a non-prostitute, but makes perfect sense to a prossie. For example: A prossie moaning about a lack of business and then increasing her prices.
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* '''PP:''' Preston Punters - A Preston based punting forum. Also ''Pay Pig'', someone who pays a Dom Escort for nothing.<div id="PPM"></div>* '''PPM:''' Pay Per Meet. - paying a Sugar Baby or Escort from seeking per meet rather than per month or per hour. Typical 2 to 3 hours.
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* '''Provider:''' A euphemism for a prostitute. Variation of [[#SP|service provider]].
* '''PSE:''' Porn Star Experience - this is a more adventurous, raunchy experience with an escort with which usually includes deep throat or gagging, and maybe anal sex. Quite often escorts offering this service will charge more than '''[[#GFE|GFE]]''' escorts.
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* '''Pump and Dump:''' P&D. A term used to describe a basic, emotionless quickie, often in relation to a massage parlour punt. Or an escort best for a 15 minute punt.
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* '''Punter Patter:''' Many punters "breaking the ice" initial conversation that is often a culmination of overly-polite comments, getting the escort to list her dos and dont's and even discussing embarrassing sexual encounters. The result is often a turn off for both the punter and escort alike.
==S==
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* '''SA:''' [https://www.seekingarrangement.com/ Seeking Arrangement] A web site for sugar babies and sugar daddies. This is considered off topic to UKP.<div id="SASB"></div>
* '''SB:''' Sugar babies. A young escort that (typically) you pay a monthly fee and tip for meets. They may believe they are not really escorts. See SA.
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* '''Sauna:''' A euphemism for a brothel or massage parlour, notably in Edinburgh. Even if a sauna room is available on the premises most visitors will only be there for sexual services.
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* '''Sausage Fest:''' A "party" or "meeting" with many men and very few women. A gangbang party or a greedy girls party is sometimes called this.
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* '''Scat:''' Another word for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
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* '''Script:''' An order of services a prossie follows with every punter. E.g. starts with a massage, moves on to oral, finishes in missionary. It is like she is following a film script and hates to deviate from it as she loses control.
<div id="Sergei"></div> * '''Sergei:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to an [[#EE|EE]] [[#Pimp|Pimp]]. See also Kevin.<div id="SD"></div> * '''SD:''' Sugar daddy. A punter that hires sugar babies. See SA and SB.
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* '''Sex Buyer:''' A term for a punter coined by misandristic feminazis like Julie Bindell.
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* '''[[Sex Parties|Sex Party]]:''' A party with paid-for escorts, and typically 2 to 4 punters per escort. If only one escort there it is a gang bang. Not to be confused with Swingers party where the girls are not paid (and usually it is wife swapping etc)
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* '''Sex Worker:''' A euphemism An alternate term for prostitutean escort, but also includes, webcam girls, picture sellers and porn stars.
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*'''Shemale:''' See [[#T-Girl|T-Girl]]
*'''Single Bed:''' A single man's bed was humorously described as a wanking chariot by Viz magazine. No prostitute should be expected to "entertain" punters on one, but they do as it was left behind by the previous tenant of their council house.
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*'''Sissy:''' A femininised man who takes part in consensual humiliation exercises with a dominatrixdominant partner. Such exercises could include forced [[#CD|cross dressing]] and foot worship for sexual pleasure. See also: [[Glossary #TV|TV]].
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*'''Skull Fuck:''' The same as [[#Face Fuck|face fucking]].
*'''Sisterhood:''' A group of bitter old prostitutes that insult punters and members of UKPunting at every opportunity. They hate UKPunting, but can't stop reading it.
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*'''Snowballing:''' Swapping cum after oral sex from mouth to mouth, the cum mixes with saliva and increases in volume creating a "snowball effect". There are a number of scenarios when snowballing occurs. Swapping a punter's cum between two escorts as part of a [[#Duo|duo]] or alternatively when a punter ejaculates into the escort's mouth and then she passes his cum back into his mouth through kissing. <div id="Snow Queen"></div> *'''Snow Queen:''' Euphemism for a woman who does lots of cocaine.
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* '''SP:''' Service Provider, a euphemism for prostitute.
*'''SS:''' Seeking Services.
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*'''SS:''' [[Sandys Superstars]] - A (now closed) popular Manchester based massage parlour.
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*'''SSBBW:''' Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman - extremely large women, far larger than [[Glossary #BBW|BBWs]], some would say morbidly obese. These women have a niche market and a burgeoning fetish scene.
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* '''Starfish:''' A woman that just lies there, showing disinterest during sex; the opposite to what most punters want. Not to be confused with the chocolate starfish (the anus).
* '''TGTBT :''' Too Good To Be True.
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*'''TOFTT : ''' Take One For The Team - A punter takes the financial sacrifice to see a new or unknown prostitute escort for the purpose of reporting on her. Clearly, he does this for himself, but ''says'' it is for others.
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* '''Top:''' In [[#BDSM|BDSM]] the dominant partner in a scenario, such as a Dominatrix or master. In the gay and [[#TG|TG]] community a person that gives anal sex.
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*'''Tossing The Salad :''' Perform [[#Rimming|Annilingus]].
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*'''TPC :''' [[The Phoenix Club]]
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*'''Tour :''' In a punting context a prostitute may spend a few days in another city (to where she is usually based) offering incalls, often from a hotel.
* '''Tramp Stamp:''' A downright tacky lower back tattoo, usually of a tribal pattern, flowers or a baby name. Popular with chavs and WGs.
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* '''Tranny:''' A catch-all term for transvestites, transgender and transsexual males. This is considered an offensive term by the Trans community.
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*'''Trout Pout:''' Slang term for lips that are surgically enhanced by being injected with collagen. ''"Kara has had the trout pout done recently"''.
==U==
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* '''UKE''' [[UK Escorting]]. This web site is closed and is somewhat replaced by Escortinghub.
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* '''Umbrella:''' Slang term for a condom.
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* '''Urban Dictionary:''' the best website to look up any bizarre sexual practices or slang not found in this Glossary, much used by [[#EE|EE]] escorts when answering emails. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/ Urban Dictionary]
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* '''UTR:''' '''Under the Radar'''. Escorts from Agencies that are secret. Some say this could be C list celebs. Said to be £10,000 per night.
[[#TOP|Go to top]]
*'''WE:''' Well Endowed. The man has a large penis.
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*'''WG:''' Working Girl - A euphemistic An alternate term for a prostitutean escort.
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*'''White Knight:''' Popular internet slang for a forum member that rushes to a defend a prostitute an escort after she has been poorly reviewed. He might not have seen her or could be a [[#Pimp|pimp]].
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* '''Winston:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to a Black [[#Pimp|Pimp]]. ''"I heard coughing and loud rasta music playing in Kara's living room. Must be Winston"''.
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*'''Wipes:''' Or strictly speaking Baby Wipes are used for quickly cleaning just about everything from armpits to crotches to dusty furniture, etc. Although wipes are very useful for a quick clean they are sometimes associated derogatorily with prostitutes escorts who are somewhat slack with their hygiene.<div id="WowWSWS"></div> *'''WowWSWS:''' This word often appear on brief [[#FR|reviews]] often followed by an exclamation markWill she Won't she. Said to be a way of spotting Mostly in massage places, it means the questions if the report is fake she will give some sexual service or written by someone with a vested interestnot.
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*'''WYP:''' What's Your Price - Sugar Daddy dating website.
