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This is a glossary of terms commonly used in PuntingWiki and on '''[http://www.ukpunting.com/index.php UKPunting]''' forums.
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==#==
<div id="10 Commandments"></div>
*'''10 Commandments:''' A series of Do's and Don'ts a prossie rattles off at the start of a booking. E.g. ''"Don't touch my tits, don't pinch my bum, no kissing etc"''. Many punters see this as a warning shot that the punt will be shit as the prossie is holding back or following a [[#Script|script]].
<div id="121"></div>
*'''121:''' See: [[#One to One|One to One]].
<div id="420 Friendly"></div>
*'''420 Friendly:''' An American term to describe that the escort allows cannabis smoking on her premises or partakes herself.
<div id="69"></div>
*'''69:''' or Sixty-nine is a sex position designed for mutual, simultaneous oral sex. Two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. The participants are thus mutually inverted like the numbers 6 and 9, hence the name. See also [[#RO|RO]] and [[#OWO|OWO]].
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==A==
<div id="A-levels"></div>
*'''A-levels:''' Anal sex.
<div id="A-Z"></div>
*'''A-Z:''' A euphemistic term used by parlours and agencies to imply the prossie does anal as well as GFE and basic services.
<div id="Abdul></div>
*'''Abdul:''' Generic term for a South Asian [[#Pimp|pimp]] or punter. ''"Two bookings a day? Yeah right. Kara sees every Tom, Dick and Abdul"''.
<div id="AFF"></div>
*'''AFF:''' Adult Friend Finder. A dating website, more popular in USA than the UK.
<div id="ATM"></div>
*'''ATM: ''' Ass to Mouth. A sex act popular in porn films that involves a man placing his cock in a woman's anus then mouth. Also known as A2M.
<div id="AW"></div>
*'''AW: ''' Abbreviated term for [[AdultWork]]. AdultWork is a website that provides a directory of escorts and webcam girls. It is the most popular website of its type. It is sometimes euphemistically referred to as: [[#Purple Site|The Purple Site]].
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==B==
<div id="B2B"></div>
*'''B2B:''' Body To Body massage.
<div id="B-Z"></div>
*'''B-Z:''' A euphemistic term used by parlours and agencies to imply the prossie does NOT provide anal, just GFE and basic services.
<div id="Bag"></div>
*'''Bag:''' Slang term for a condom. ''"After two minutes of doggy I filled the bag."''
<div id="Bait & Switch"></div>
*'''Bait & Switch:''' See [[Bait & Switch]]. Often abbreviated to [[#B & S|B & S]]
<div id="Bareback"></div>
*'''Bareback:''' Penetrative sex without the protection of a condom. Often abbreviated to [[#BB|BB]].
<div id="Bastinado"></div>
*'''Bastinado: ''' Also known as foot whipping. This service is occasionally offered by escorts or Dominatrices that specialise in humiliation services. It involves the beating of a person's soles often with a paddle or whip.
<div id="BBC"></div>
*'''BBC: ''' Acronym for Big Black Cock.
<div id="BBBJ"></div>
*'''BBBJ: ''' Bareback Blow Job - uncovered oral sex, not to be confused with [[#Bareback|Bareback]] sex, more a US term. See also [[#OWO|OWO]]
<div id="BBW"></div>
*'''BBW: ''' Big Beautiful Woman. This is the term used by plus sized escorts, it is a euphemism for fat. A plumper escort for those that like the larger ladies. A BBW could be anything from size 14 up.
<div id="BBBW"></div>
*'''BBBW: ''' Big Black Beautiful Woman. Large ladies that are of black ethnicity.
<div id="BDSM"></div>
*'''BDSM: ''' Bondage, Discipline (or Dominance), Sadism, Masochism.
<div id="Beat"></div>
*'''Beat: ''' The Beat is a slang term for the Red Light District. ''"A courtesan?! Kara used to work the beat."''
<div id="BFE></div>
*'''BFE: ''' Boyfriend Experience. Sometimes used by male escorts. See also [[#GFE|GFE]].
<div id="BJ"></div>
*'''BJ: ''' Blow Job - Oral sex performed on a man's penis. Comes from Victorian 'Below Job' so never meant that a girl was to 'blow'.
<div id="Blue Pill"></div>
*'''Blue Pill:''' Slang term for Viagra. Other variations include: Little Blue Pill, V Pill and Blueys. Not to be confused with "Blues", the amphetamine tablets popular with Mods in the sixties.
<div id="BOBFOC"></div>
*'''BOBFOC: ''' Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch - a well known acronym to describe a woman with a fit, glamour model body, but an ugly face. The acronym BOBFOK (Body of Barbie, face of Ken) is a newer variant.
<div id="Bolt Ons"></div>
*'''Bolt Ons: '''Humorous term for enhanced breasts.
<div id="Bordello"></div>
*'''Bordello: ''' Archaic term for a brothel.
<div id="Bottom"></div>
*'''Bottom: ''' Term often used in the [[#BDSM|BDSM]] community to describe someone who is a slave or a [[#Sub|sub]]. In the gay and transgendered community it is someone who receives anal sex.
<div id="Boundary Pusher"></div>
*'''Boundary Pusher: ''' A term which was probably coined by one of the old hags off SAAFE. It simply means the punter tried to do things the prossie was uncomfortable with (such as forced bareback) and while there is no excuse for such behaviour it seems to be a standard insult for any punter who leaves justified negative feedback.
<div id="Brass"></div>
*'''Brass: ''' Another term for a Prostitute. Short for Brass Door, Cockney rhyming slang for whore. There's also Brass Flute for Prostitute and Brass Nail for tail.
<div id="BSS"></div>
*'''BSS: ''' Blair Street Sauna. Edinburgh based massage parlour.
<div id="Bukkake"></div>
*'''Bukkake: ''' An act that involves multiple men giving [[#Facial|facials]] to a single woman, usually at a specialist Bukkake [[#Party|party]].
<div id="Butterface"></div>
*'''Butterface: ''' A woman with every part of her body looking good, ''but her face''. For a variation see: [[#BOBFOC|BOBFOC]].
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==C==
<div id="Call Girl"></div>
*'''Call Girl:''' An [[#Outcall|outcall]] prostitute.
<div id="Cam"></div>
*'''Cam:''' Webcam sex, also know as Camming and those offering it are Cammers, often found on AdultWork pretending to offer Escort sex but just want to sell content, phone calls or webcam sessions.
<div id="Cathouse"></div>
*'''Cathouse:''' Slang term for a brothel. Mainly used in America.
<div id="CBT"></div>
*'''CBT:''' Cock and Ball Torture - a slave places his penis and balls into a harness which restricts movement.
<div id="CD"></div>
*'''CD:''' Cross Dressing \ Cross Dresser - A man (or a woman) that wear clothes of the opposite gender.
<div id="CG"></div>
*'''CG:''' Cowgirl - A sexual position also known as "girl or woman on top".
<div id="CFNM"></div>
*'''CFNM:''' Clothed Female Naked Male. See this [http://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58301.0 post]
<div id="Chelsea Cloisters"></div>
*'''Chelsea Cloisters:''' A large serviced apartment/extended hotel in West London, said to be home base to dozens of escorts. 'Ten floors of Whores' [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88427.0 Thread]
<div id="Cialis"></div>
*'''Cialis:''' An alternative to Viagra. While more expensive, literature says the effect lasts 24 hours (rather than 4).
<div id="CIM"></div>
*'''CIM:''' Cum In Mouth - As the term implies, this consists of ejaculating in a woman's mouth.
<div id="Civvy"></div>
*'''Civvy:''' Civilian woman. A punter's term to describe a non-prostitute woman. ''"Kara let me down, but I managed to hook up with a civvy in Norwich."''
<div id="CL"></div>
*'''CL:''' Craigslist. A classified advertising listings website, occasionally contains massage and escort adverts.
<div id="Clamping"></div>
*'''Clamping:''' When a prossie tightens her pelvic floor muscles during sex to make the man cum faster.
<div id="Clients"></div>
*'''Clients: ''' A term used by prostitutes as an alternative to punter. See also: [[#Gents|Gents]].
<div id="Clock Watcher"></div>
*'''Clock Watcher: ''' A prostitute that is ''annoyingly'' fussy with time. [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=86676.0 Discussion thread]
<div id="COB"></div>
*'''[[COB]]:''' Cum on Breasts - Ejaculating on a woman's chest, often offered when an escort doesn't want to spoil her make up with a '''[[#Facial|Facial]]''' and so offers you her tits instead. COB can also refer to Cum on Body.
<div id="Cock Snot"></div>
*'''Cock Snot''': Semen.
<div id="Cock Sock"></div>
*'''Cock Sock''': A condom.
<div id="COF"></div>
*'''COF:''' Cum on Face - Another term for a '''[[#Facial|Facial]]'''.
<div id="Consideration"></div>
*'''Consideration:''' A euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
<div id="COT"></div>
*'''COT''': Cum on Tits - Ejaculating onto a woman's breasts.
<div id="Courtesan"></div>
* '''Courtesan:''' Title used by 'High Class' escorts to justify their higher prices and more limited range of services.
<div id="CP"></div>
*'''CP:''' Creampie. The risky practice of bareback sex and subsequent ejaculation into the vagina (or anus). Popular in porn, but it is rare for prostitutes to offer this.
<div id="Culo Grande"></div>
*'''Culo Grande:''' Spanish word for Big Ass.
<div id="Cum Dodger"></div>
*'''Cum Dodger:''' A prossie that avoids a facial or CIM by turning her head or closing her mouth. ''"Kara is a cum dodger. I was about to pop over her face and she stands up last minute and I splatter her tits instead."''
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==D==
<div id="Double Anal Penetration"></div>
*'''DAP:''' Double Anal Penetration - Means Anal sex with two penises inserted in the anus. Usually a woman's anus but can mean a man's as well.
<div id="DATY"></div>
*'''DATY:''' Dining at the Y - This term appears on some WGs websites. It means performing cunnilingus on a woman. The Y referring to her body and legs. The term seems more popular in America.
<div id="DDLG"></div>
*'''DDLG:''' '''D'''addy '''D'''om '''L'''ittle '''G'''irl - A popular roleplay technique.
<div id="Deep Throat"></div>
*'''Deep Throat:''' When a man's entire erect penis is inserted deep into a woman's mouth and into the throat.
<div id="Deposit"></div>
*'''Deposit:''' Another euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
<div id="DFK"></div>
*'''DFK:''' Deep French Kissing - Passionate kissing with tongue deep in the other person's mouth.
<div id="DIY"></div>
*'''DIY:''' Do It Yourself, meaning masturbation.
<div id="DM"></div>
*'''DM:''' Direct Message. ''"Aleysha sent me a DM on Twitter asking for a coffee."''.
<div id="Donation"></div>
* '''Donation:''' A euphemism for the fee or cash paid to an escort, see also '''[[#Paperwork|Paperwork]]'''.
<div id="Doxy"></div>
* '''Doxy:''' (1) A slang name for an escort or loose woman. (2) A Very powerful vaginal vibrator said to out power the Hitachi Magic Wand.
<div id="DP"></div>
*'''DP: ''' Double Penetration - when a woman has two penises inserted, one in her anus and one in her vagina.
<div id="D/s"></div>
*'''D/s:''' Dominant\submissive. The s is nearly always written in lowercase.
<div id="DSL"></div>
*'''DSL:''' Dick Sucking Lips - Large, plump lips.
<div id="DT"></div>
*'''DT : ''' Abbreviated term for '''[[#Deep Throat|Deep Throat]]'''.
<div id="Duo"></div>
*'''Duo: ''' A booking with two escorts, usually with lesbian interaction between them.
<div id="Dusty Phone"></div>
*'''Dusty Phone: ''' Derogatory term used to describe an unpopular prostitute. Her phone is dusty due to a lack of calls for bookings.
<div id="Dutch Cap"></div>
*'''Dutch Cap: ''' Rarely heard slang term for a Femidom\female condom.
<div id="DVDA"></div>
*'''DVDA: ''' Double Vaginal, Double Anal - when a woman has two penises inserted in each fuck hole, four cocks at once.
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==E==
<div id="EAS"></div>
*'''EAS:''' Emotional Attachment Syndrome, believing a prostitute is your girlfriend - See [[Useful Threads on UKP]] for more info.
<div id="EB"></div>
*'''EB:''' Extraball. Cum more than once in a booking. Rarely used.
<div id="EE"></div>
*'''ED:''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction Erectile dysfunction].
<div id="EE"></div>
*'''EE: ''' Eastern European, most commonly an escort from the newer EC countries of Poland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria, Slovakia or Romania, but can refer to any of the former Soviet Bloc countries, such as Russia, Ukraine or the Baltic States.
<div id="Entertainer"></div>
*'''Entertainer: ''' [[#Fluffy|Fluffy]] euphemism for a prostitute.
<div id="Extras"></div>
*'''Extras: ''' A prostitute may charge add-on services at an extra cost in addition to her normal fee. Common extras include: [[#OWO|OWO]], [[#A-levels|A-levels]] and [[#Watersports|Watersports]].
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==F==
<div id="Face Fuck"></div>
* '''Face Fuck:''' Thrusting the cock in and out of a woman's mouth, often performed while holding the head.
<div id="Facesitting"></div>
* '''Facesitting:''' Having a woman sit in your face, with or without her knickers on. Also known as [[#Queening|Queening]]
<div id="Facial"></div>
*'''Facial:''' Ejaculating on a woman's face. Not always offered by escorts especially on shorter bookings as they have to re-do their make up before the next booking.
<div id="FAF"></div>
*'''FAF:''' Fit As Fuck. ''"Kara is FAF"''.
<div id="FB"></div>
* '''FB:''' Feedback. A short review left for a prostitute. FB can also stand for Fuck Buddy.
<div id="FBSM"></div>
* '''FBSM:''' [[FBSM|Full Body Sensual Massage]]. The person giving the massage uses their whole body rather than just their hands.
<div id="Felching"></div>
* '''Felching:''' Having anal sex and then sucking your sperm from your partner's anus with a straw, a service confined mainly to porn and rarely offered as it involves [[#Bareback| bareback]] sex.
<div id="Femdom"></div>
* '''Femdom:''' Female dominance or female domination. Used in relation to BDSM activities, implying the female is dominant in that scenario. Often abbreviated to [[#FD|FD]].
<div id="Feminazi"></div>
* '''Feminazi:''' A militant feminist intent on ending prostitution and pornography. It's worth noting some of these women are lesbians and find the thought of fucking a man disgusting.
<div id="FF"></div>
* '''FF:''' (1) Fist Fuck or Fist Fucking. Inserting a fist into the vagina (or anus). (2) Face Fucking.
<div id="FFM"></div>
* '''FFM:''' Female, Female, Male - A threesome involving 2 females and 1 male (lucky guy).
<div id="Figging"></div>
* '''Figging:''' The strange practice of inserting a piece of root ginger anally or into the urethra. See this thread [http://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49802.0 here].
<div id="FinDom"></div>
* '''FinDom:''' Financial Domination, giving money or expensive gifts to a dominatrix or escort in return for being blackmailed, insulted and abused, rarely if ever involves sex.
<div id="FJ"></div>
* '''FJ:''' Foot Job. Being wanked off with a foot or feet.
<div id="FK"></div>
* '''FK:''' French Kissing using tongues but not as deep or vigorous as [[#DFK|DFK]]
<div id="FKK"></div>
* '''FKK:''' '''F'''rei'''k'''örper'''k'''ultur (Free Body Culture, i.e. naturism). You will see this to describe German sex clubs such as Artemis in Berlin. For a detailed article [[Fkk and Saunaclubs|click here]].
<div id="Fluffy"></div>
*'''Fluffy:''' Often derogatory term to describe a punter who sees all prostitutes through rose tinted glasses, thinks she can do no wrong, and can become too emotionally attached, in severe cases may be suffering from [[#EAS|EAS]]. See also [[Fluffies]].
<div id="Fluffbomb"></div>
*'''Fluffbomb:''' Another term for a [[Fluffies|Fluffy]].
<div id="Foot Whipping"></div>
*'''Foot Whipping:''' See: [[#Bastinado|Bastinado]].
<div id="FR"></div>
* '''FR:''' Field Report - Basically a review of a meeting with a prostitute, focusing on looks, attitude, location and services offered.
<div id="FRO"></div>
* '''FRO:''' Fuck Right Off - Text message abbreviation.
<div id="FS"></div>
* '''FS:''' Full Sex. A rarely used term meaning penetrative sex took place with the penis, as opposed to oral or masturbation only.
<div id="Fun Bags"></div>
* '''Fun Bags:''' Comical term for breasts.
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==G==
<div id="Gash Cash"></div>
*'''Gash Cash: ''' A humorous term for the spare money a man uses to pay a prostitute with. [[#Spunk Tokens|Spunk Tokens]] is a variation.
<div id="GB"></div>
*'''GB: ''' Gang Bang. Sex with 3+ men and one (or more) woman. See [[Sex Parties]]
<div id="Gents"></div>
*'''Gents: ''' A patronising term that some prostitutes use to refer to punters, as it (allegedly) appears polite.
<div id="Gesture"></div>
*'''Gesture: ''' A ridiculous euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
<div id="GFE"></div>
*'''GFE: ''' Girlfriend Experience - an escort experience like being with a real girlfriend. There is no agreed list of services included, but you expect kissing or '''[[#DFK|DFK]]''', oral sex and full sex. It does not include the more adventurous services you would expect from a '''[[#PSE|PSE]]''' or [[#BDSM|fetish]] services.
<div id="GILF"></div>
*'''GILF:''' Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck, a sexually desirable older woman with no clear definition of age but expect to be 55 plus.
<div id="GOG"></div>
*'''GOG:''' Girl On Girl. Sexual lesbian contact between two (or more) women.
<div id="Going through the motions"></div>
*'''Going through the motions:''' Unsatisfying sex were the escort puts in no effort or enthusiasm and simply does as much is necessary to get the man to cum.
<div id="Greek"></div>
*'''Greek: ''' Rarely used term for anal sex.
<div id="GRIS"></div>
*'''GRIS: ''' Google Reverse Image Search
<div d="G Spot"></div>
*'''G Spot:''' Gräfenberg Spot. A female erogenous area of the vagina that is said to trigger orgasms. Named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg.
<div id="GSM"></div>
*'''GSM:''' Gentleman's Sensual Massage - A massage parlour in Dublin. Used to have a venue in Birmingham as well.
<div id="GUM"></div>
*'''GUM:''' Genito-Urinary Medicine. The Gum clinic is the place to get your [[#STD/STI|sexual health]] checked.
<div id="Gusher"></div>
*'''Gusher:''' Another term for a [[#Squirter|squirter]].
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==H==
<div id="HAF"></div>
*'''HAF:''' Acronym for Hot As Fuck. ''"Kara looked HAF in her tank top"''.
<div id="Happy Ending"></div>
*'''Happy Ending:''' Another term for a Hand Job, usually in connection with a massage and for an extra charge. Sometimes abbreviated to [[#HE|HE]].
<div id="Harry"></div>
*'''Harry:''' Harry Monk - well known rhyming slang for spunk. ''"Kara's pretty, but she didn't swallow my Harry"''
<div id="HD"></div>
*'''HD:''' Hard Domination. [[#BDSM|BDSM]] activities that leaves marks (e.g. whipping).
<div id="High Class Escort"></div>
*'''High Class Escort:''' - See [[#Courtesan|Courtesan]]
<div id="Hitachi"></div>
*'''Hitachi:''' Another term for a [[#Magic Wand|Magic Wand]]. Named after the Japanese company that makes them. It is worth noting most Magic Wands are generic made in China clones, but still function well, they just suffer from poorer build quality.
<div id="HJ"></div>
*'''HJ:''' Hand Job
<div id="Hobbyist"></div>
*'''Hobbyist:''' Another term for punter.
<div id="HOD"></div>
*'''HOD:''' Abbreviated term for London based agency, [[House of Divine]].
<div id="HR"></div>
*'''HR:''' Hand Relief - Another term for a Hand Job or a wank. HR is a term mainly used by massage parlours and masseuses to distance themselves from full sex escorting services.
<div id="HS"></div>
*'''HS:''' Hardsports. Also known as scat. An sex act that involves shit (usually being shat on or eating shit). See also [[#Watersports|Watersports]].
<div id="Hun"></div>
*'''Hun: ''' It is obviously an abbreviated form of honey and is a popular term of affection that prostitutes use in emails, text messages and face-to-face as it's easier than remembering a name.
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==I==
<div id="IMHO"></div>
*'''IMHO:''' In My Honest Opinion.
<div id="IMO"></div>
*'''IMO:''' In My Opinion.
<div id="Incall"></div>
*'''Incall:''' Where you visit the escort in her flat or sometimes a hotel, which she will have booked and paid for. Usually cheaper than [[Glossary #Outcall|Outcall]] appointments as escorts do not have travel time and can therefore see more clients in a working day. They can also be more discreet as some agencies or escorts require additional security checks for outcall bookings.
<div id="Indie"></div>
*'''Indie:''' - Another term for '''Independent'''. This implies the escort works on her own and is not working for an agency, parlour or [[#Pimp|pimp]].
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==J==
<div id="Jimmy Hat"></div>
* '''Jimmy Hat:''' Slang term for a condom.
<div id="Jizz"></div>
* '''Jizz:''' Semen, sperm, spunk.
<div id="JOI"></div>
* '''JOI:''' Jerk Off Instructions. A common technique used by webcam girls and in solo porn. E.g. "''Wank that cock for me big boy. I know you want to shoot a fat load over my face''"
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==K==
<div id="Kathoey"></div>
* '''Kathoey:''' or Katoey is the Thai word for [[#Ladyboy|Ladyboy]]\[[#Shemale|Shemale]]. Despite its spelling it is said like: Gat-To-EEE.
<div id="Kerb Crawling"></div>
* '''Kerb Crawling:''' The act of cruising around [[#RLD|Red Light Districts]] to pick up prostitutes. It is an illegal act. Can also be written as: [[#Curb Crawling|Curb Crawling]].
<div id="Kevin"></div>
* '''Kevin:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to an English [[#Pimp|Pimp]]. ''"Kara looked rougher than a badger's arse. I asked for a refund, but didn't want to take on Kevin and his bulldog to get it. £100 down the karzai"''.
<div id="KSE"></div>
* '''KSE:''' Short for Kama Sutra Experience. See [[KSE]] for a detailed description.
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==L==
<div id="Ladyboy"></div>
*'''Ladyboy:''' Another term for a [[#Shemale|shemale]] or [[#TG|Transgendered]] male.
<div id="Lamp Post Dancer"></div>
*'''Lamp Post Dancer:''' An archaic term for a streetwalker.
<div id="LAPC"></div>
*'''LAPC:''' London Adult Party Club.
<div id="Latin"></div>
*'''Latin:''' Occasionally seen on Romanian escort profiles to disguise their nationality as a reaction against negative connotations some punters have of Romanian prostitutes. Latino is sometimes used as well. Or it may correctly mean an escort from Latin America. See also: [[Romanian Girls]].
<div id="LBSM"></div>
*'''LBSM:''' Little Brown Sex Machine. A crude name for a Philippino escort or sometimes Thai or Vietnamese too.
<div id="LD"></div>
*'''LD:''' Lap Dance. A striptease where the female stripper rubs her genitals and breasts on a clothed sitting male. If performed in a strip club they usually have a "no touch" policy.
<div id="Little Head"></div>
*'''Little Head:''' The penis. ''"Kara was ugly and rude, but I was thinking with my little head so stayed. A crap shag"''
<div id="LMP"></div>
*'''LMP:''' Lady Marmalade Parties - Were a London based sex party company that was closed after a raid. Around 2016 they were re-branded as [[The Phoenix Club]] or TPC and are back in business.
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==M==
<div id="Mac"></div>
*'''Mac:''' Slang term for a condom. A variation of [[#Raincoat|Raincoat]].
<div id="Magic Wand"></div>
*'''Magic Wand:''' A very powerful vibrator. They are often mains operated and feature 10 or more speeds. They are also known as a [[#Hitachi|Hitachi]] and euphemistically as a Massage Wand.
<div id="MDLB"></div>
*'''MDLG:''' '''M'''ommy or Mummy '''D'''omme '''L'''ittle '''B'''oy - An uncommon roleplay technique.
<div id="Mechanical"></div>
*'''Mechanical:''' Sex that lacks passion or emotion, were the girl is [[#Going through the motions|going through the motions]]. ''"Kara was so mechanical. It was like shagging R2D2"''.
<div id="MF"></div>
*'''MF:''' Male Female - refers to a [[Glossary #Duo|duo]], involving a couple (male and female) and another prostitute.
<div id="MMF"></div>
*'''MMF:''' Male, Male, Female - Refers to a threesome with two males and 1 female. The female is usually a prostitute.
<div id="MILF"></div>
*'''MILF:''' Mother I'd Like to Fuck - Mothers, whether attached or unattached, that a man sees as physically attractive enough to want to have sex with them. This has recently become a catch-all term for mature women.
<div id="Minder"></div>
*'''Minder:''' This could be a pimp, boyfriend or paid bodyguard that looks after the WG. He is usually in another room watching TV (and masturbating to the sex noises).
<div id="Minger"></div>
*'''Minger:''' UK slang for an unattractive woman.
<div id="Motorboating"></div>
*'''Motorboating:''' Nuzzling a well-endowed woman's breasts whilst making an engine-like noise. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
<div id="Mumsnet"></div>
*'''Mumsnet:''' Forum for women which condemns prostitutes and gives advice to suspicious wives on how to out their partners. Notoriously used by [[ParisB]] (See [[Prostitute Blacklist]]) to give helpful advice to out her clients.
<div id="Munter"></div>
*'''Munter:''' UK slang for an unattractive woman.
<div id="MWITOW"></div>
*'''MWITOW:''' My Way Is The Only Way - In punting terms it usually refers to arrogant punters who believe their way of doing things related to punting is the best or only way to do it. They are usually judgemental of other punters who prefer doing things differently.
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==N==
<div id="Neanderthal"></div>
*'''Neanderthal:''' A derogatory term for a supposed bone-headed punter that has sexist views towards a prostitute.
<div id="Netmums"></div>
*'''Netmums:''' A very similar website to [[#Mumsnet|Mumsnet]] with plenty of stories of punting husbands.
<div id="Nodder"></div>
*'''Nodder:''' A slang term for a condom.
<div id="Non-punter"></div>
*'''Non-punter:''' A derogatory term used to describe a forum member who has a lot to say about the punting scene, but has (seemingly) never had a punt.
<div id="Norris"></div>
*'''Norris:''' Norris McWhirter is rarely heard rhyming slang for [[#Squirter|squirter]].''"Kara is a Norris alright, she soaked my Spongebob Stainpants duvet".''
<div id="NSA"></div>
*'''NSA:''' No Strings Attached - A dating term meaning casual sex could be on offer.
<div id="Nuru"></div>
*'''Nuru:''' See [[Nuru Massage]] for a detailed description.
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==O==
<div id="O-Levels"></div>
*'''O-Levels''': Oral sex, a blow job. probably only used by older punters and [[#MILF|MILF]] or [[#GILF|GILF]] escorts as unlike A levels the exam they were named after was replaced by GCSEs years ago.
<div id="OH"></div>
*'''OH:''' Other half. Your wife or girlfriend.
<div id="One to One"></div>
*'''One to One''': A solo booking. A punter sees one escort individually. This term is used to differentiate between [[#Duo|duos]] and [[#Party|parties]]. Also abbreviated numerically to [[#121|121]].
<div id="OP"></div>
*'''OP:''' Opening Poster or Original Poster. What you say when you are two lazy to look up and retype the first posters name.
<div id="Outcall"></div>
*'''Outcall:''' Booking where you ask an escort to visit your home or hotel room. Usually costs more than an [[#Incall|incall]] to allow for travel time - some escorts or agencies also charge travelling expenses. Sometimes they ask for your real name as a security check to check you actually live there or with the hotel reception that you are a guest. For security reasons this makes them less popular unless you have confidence in the discretion of the agency or escort.
<div id="OW"></div>
*'''OW:''' Oral With - a blowjob with a condom on.
<div id="OWO"></div>
*'''OWO: ''' Oral Without - a blowjob without a condom on.
<div id="OWOTC"></div>
*'''OWOTC: ''' Oral Without To Completion. Oral without to ejaculation, usually with [[#CIM|CIM]].
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==P==
<div id="Paperwork"></div>
* '''Paperwork:''' Euphemism for money, or notes, handed to a prostitute, as in 'I got the paperwork out of the way and asked for a BJ'. Often used in reviews.
<div id="Party"></div>
* '''Party:''' A group sex session hosted by parlours or companies that specialise in sex parties. These can be popular as a punter can sample multiple women often for the cost of seeing one or two individually. The downside is the punter will see other punters.
*'''Party Girl:''' A prostitute who enjoys and is willing to take cocaine or other drugs with the punter.
<div id="PAWG"></div>
* '''PAWG:''' Phat Ass White Girl(s) - Slim or curvy (but not fat) women with large, curvy, juicy backsides. Alexis Texas, Jennifer Lopez and Sofia Vergara all have this asset. This is mainly a porn term.
<div id="PE"></div>
* '''PE:''' Abbreviated term for Premature Ejaculation, but is occasionally used for Penis Enlargement.
<div id="Pegging"></div>
* '''Pegging:''' Anal sex reversed. Instead of the man sticking his penis up the woman's arse, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans arse.
<div id="Period Play"></div>
* '''Period Play:''' Mainly fingering a girl when she is menstruating, but could also imply other activities.
<div id="PG"></div>
* '''PG:''' Abbreviated term for [[#Private Gallery|Private Gallery]]. This is a series of photographs that are unlocked in exchange for credits. Private galleries should contain more explicit (hardcore) photos than free galleries.
<div id="Pimp"></div>
* '''Pimp:''' Person controlling a prostitute, but sometime also used in a derogatory way when referring to escort agencies or their owners.
<div id="Pimp-pong"></div>
* '''Pimp-pong:''' A pimp (normally male) refuses to answer any calls, made by a punter when enquiring or booking. Only willing to handle comm's by back and forth texts. Normally in a template format, that's generic. They may manage, many phone numbers and comm's can be inconsistent. As they are sending multiple messages, at times.
<div id="PM"></div>
* '''PM:''' Private Message.
<div id="Podge"></div>
* '''Podge:''' A humorous Northern term for sex. ''"Kara looked great when I was podging her in doggy"''
<div id="POF"></div>
* '''POF:''' Plenty Of Fish. (1) A well known online dating site. (2) Also, means there are many escorts available, so it could be wise to move to a new one.
<div id="Poo Play"></div>
* '''Poo Play:''' A juvenile term for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
<div id="Pop"></div>
* '''Pop:''' To ejaculate. ''"Kara was a bit mechanical, but I managed to pop twice in 30 minutes"''.
<div id="Prone Bone"></div>
* '''Prone Bone:''' The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an over-pleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation. See also: [[#Clamping|clamping]].
<div id="Prossie in Disguise"></div>
* '''Prossie in Disguise:''' A prossie that pretends to be a punter on forums to post fake reviews about herself.
<div id="Prossie Logic"></div>
* '''Prossie Logic:''' An action or comment that seems illogical to a non-prostitute, but makes perfect sense to a prossie. For example: A prossie moaning about a lack of business and then increasing her prices.
<div id="PP"></div>
* '''PP:''' Preston Punters - A Preston based punting forum.
<div id="Provider"></div>
* '''Provider:''' A euphemism for a prostitute. Variation of [[#SP|service provider]].
<div id="P Spot"></div>
* '''P Spot:''' A slang term for the male Prostate Gland. It is said to be the male equivalent of the [[#G Spot|G-Spot]].
<div id="PSE"></div>
* '''PSE:''' Porn Star Experience - this is a more adventurous, raunchy experience with an escort with which usually includes deep throat or gagging, and maybe anal sex. Quite often escorts offering this service will charge more than '''[[#GFE|GFE]]''' escorts.
<div id="Pump and Dump"></div>
* '''Pump and Dump:''' A term used to describe a basic, emotionless quickie, often in relation to a massage parlour punt.
<div id="Punter Patter"></div>
* '''Punter Patter:''' Many punters "breaking the ice" initial conversation that is often a culmination of overly-polite comments, getting the escort to list her dos and dont's and even discussing embarrassing sexual encounters. The result is often a turn off for both the punter and escort alike.
<div id="Punting Desert"></div>
* '''Punting Desert:''' A term used for a town or city with a limited choice of prostitutes. In these areas a few prossies have monopoly over the punters.
<div id="Punting Phone"></div>
* '''Punting Phone:''' A secondary phone used for the sole purpose of phoning and texting escorts. Used to avoid giving out personal details (such as a work number) or receiving dubious text messages that a wife or girlfriend could read.
<div id="Punting Sim"></div>
* '''Punting Sim:''' A secondary and often disposable Sim card for the purposes of phoning and texting escorts.
<div id="Purple Site"></div>
* '''Purple Site:''' A euphemism for website [[AdultWork]]. This term came about after the word "Adultwork" was banned by some forums. Purple site refers to Adultwork's garish colour scheme of primarily purple. The term Adultwork is not banned on UKPunting. See also: [[#AW|AW]].
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==Q==
<div id="Quickie"></div>
* '''Quickie:''' A 15 minute booking with an escort. Some allow oral only (no sex) in this time.
<div id="Queening"></div>
* '''Queening:''' [[#Facesitting|Facesitting]].
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==R==
<div id="R & T"></div>
*'''R & T:''' [[#Rub and Tug|Rub and Tug]].
<div id="RAF"></div>
*'''RAF:''' Rough As Fuck.
<div id="Rainbow Kiss"></div>
*'''Rainbow Kiss:''' The brave act of performing [[#RO|RO]] on a girl on her period and then [[#Snowballing|snowballing]]; exchanging the red and white.
<div id="Raincoat"></div>
*'''Raincoat:''' Slang term for a condom.
<div id="RB"></div>
*'''RB:''' [[#Reverse Booking|'''R'''everse '''B'''ooking]].
<div id="RCG"></div>
*'''RCG:''' Reverse Cowgirl - A sexual position with the woman on top, different from regular CG in that the woman's arse is towards the man.
<div id="Red Wings"></div>
*'''Red Wings:''' To perform oral sex on a female while she is on her period.
<div id="Reggie and Ronnie"></div>
*'''Reggie and Ronnie:''' Cockney rhyming slang for Johnny (a condom). "''I put on the Reggie and went balls deep''".
<div id="Reverse Booking"></div>
*'''Reverse Booking:''' An Adult work feature, when a man posts requirements asking for escorts to book him. Useful for special requirements, or to find hidden gems. UKP has reported both success and failure.
<div id=" RFE "></div>
*''' RFE:''' Escorts not offering a GFE but more RFE (robot friend experience). Just going through the motions.<div id="Rimming"></div>
*'''Rimming:''' The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
<div id="Rinser"></div>
*'''Rinser:''' A [[#Civvy|civvy]] woman who preys on rich, single men and uses them for financial benefits. A more extreme version of a gold digger. There are a few escorts who offer sexual services such as: 10 overnight visits in exchange for a car. A fool and his money are easily parted and anyone with half a brain should avoid these women at all costs. See also [[#FinDom|Financial Domination]].
<div id="RIS"></div>
*'''RIS: ''' Reverse Image Search. Such as: [[#GRIS|Google]] and TinEye.
<div id="RLD"></div>
*'''RLD:''' Red Light District, an area or street where streetwalking prostitutes are known to solicit.
<div id="RLZ"></div>
*'''RLZ:''' Red Light Zone.
<div id="RO"></div>
*'''RO:''' Reverse Oral, cunninlingus, oral sex performed on a woman. See also [[#DATY|DATY]]
<div id="ROM"></div>
*'''ROM:''' An abbreviated term for Romanian. See also [[#EE|EE]] and [[#Latin|Latin]].
<div id="Round Two"></div>
*'''Round Two:''' The second round of full sex after the man ejaculates. ''"Kara gave me a crap massage in the last 10 minutes. No chance of round two then".''
<div id="RP"></div>
*'''RP:''' Roleplay\Roleplaying. Dressing up and acting out a scenario for sexual gratification.
<div id="Rub and Tug"></div>
*'''Rub and Tug:''' A name for a massage parlour. A hand rub body massage, and the tug is [[#HR|hand relief]].
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==S==
<div id="SA"></div>
* '''SA:''' [https://www.seekingarrangement.com/ Seeking Arrangement] A web site for sugar babies and sugar daddies. This is considered off topic to UKP.
<div id="SAAFE"></div>
* '''SAAFE:''' A web forum for escorts, meaning Support And Advice For Escorts, punters can view public threads but are not allowed to join and many threads take a negative view of punters.
<div id="Sauna"></div>
* '''Sauna:''' A euphemism for a brothel or massage parlour. Even if a sauna room is available on the premises most visitors will only be there for sexual services.
<div id="Scat"></div>
* '''Scat:''' Another word for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
<div id="Script"></div>
* '''Script:''' An order of services a prossie follows with every punter. E.g. starts with a massage, moves on to oral, finishes in missionary. It is like she is following a film script and hates to deviate from it as she loses control.
<div id="Sergei"></div>
* '''Sergei:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to an [[#EE|EE]] [[#Pimp|Pimp]].
<div id="Sex Buyer"></div>
* '''Sex Buyer:''' A term for a punter coined by misandristic feminazis like Julie Bindell.
<div id="Sex Worker"></div>
* '''Sex Worker:''' A euphemism for prostitute, but also includes, webcam girls, picture sellers and porn stars.
<div id="Shemale"></div>
*'''Shemale:''' See [[#T-Girl|T-Girl]]
<div id="Shitting On Your Own Doorstep"></div>
* '''Shitting On Your Own Doorstep:''' In a punting context it refers to seeing a prostitute in the same neighbourhood to where you live or seeing a prostitute who you also know in a social context (such as the secretary from work).
<div id="Single Bed"></div>
*'''Single Bed:''' A single man's bed was humorously described as a wanking chariot by Viz magazine. No prostitute should be expected to "entertain" punters on one, but they do as it was left behind by the previous tenant of their council house.
<div id="Sissy"></div>
*'''Sissy:''' A femininised man who takes part in consensual humiliation exercises with a dominatrix. Such exercises could include forced [[#CD|cross dressing]] and foot worship for sexual pleasure. See also: [[Glossary #TV|TV]].
<div id="Skull Fuck"></div>
*'''Skull Fuck:''' The same as [[#Face Fuck|face fucking]].
<div id="Sisterhood"></div>
*'''Sisterhood:''' A group of bitter old prostitutes that insult punters and members of UKPunting at every opportunity. They hate UKPunting, but can't stop reading it.
<div id="Snowballing"></div>
*'''Snowballing:''' Swapping cum after oral sex from mouth to mouth, the cum mixes with saliva and increases in volume creating a "snowball effect". There are a number of scenarios when snowballing occurs. Swapping a punter's cum between two escorts as part of a [[#Duo|duo]] or alternatively when a punter ejaculates into the escort's mouth and then she passes his cum back into his mouth through kissing.
<div id="SP"></div>
* '''SP:''' Service Provider, a euphemism for prostitute.
<div id="SPH"></div>
* '''SPH:''' Small Penis Humiliation.
<div id="Splash and Dash"></div>
*'''Splash and Dash:''' A term used to describe a basic, emotionless [[#Quickie|quickie]], often in relation to a massage parlour punt.
<div id="Spunk Tokens"></div>
*'''Spunk Tokens:''' A humorous term for the (spare) money you use to pay a prossie with.
<div id="Squirter"></div>
*'''Squirter:''' A slang term for a woman that ejaculates vaginal fluid during orgasm.
<div id="SS"></div>
*'''SS:''' Seeking Services.
<div id="SS"></div>
*'''SS:''' [[Sandys Superstars]] - A popular Manchester based massage parlour.
<div id="SSBBW"></div>
*'''SSBBW:''' Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman - extremely large women, far larger than [[Glossary #BBW|BBWs]], some would say morbidly obese. These women have a niche market and a burgeoning fetish scene.
<div id="Starfish"></div>
* '''Starfish:''' A woman that just lies there, showing disinterest during sex; the opposite to what most punters want. Not to be confused with the chocolate starfish (the anus).
<div id="STD/STI"></div>
* '''STD/STI:''' Sexually Transmitted Disease or Infection, such as a dose of the clap.
<div id="Sub"></div>
*'''Sub:''' Submissive. The passive partner in a [[#BDSM|BDSM]] scenario. See also: [[#Bottom|bottom]].
<div id="SW"></div>
*'''SW:''' [[Street prostitution |Street Walker]].
<div id="Switch"></div>
*'''Switch:''' A person that takes on the role of either a [[#Bottom|bottom]] or [[#Top|top]], depending on the scenario.
<div id="Sybian"></div>
*'''Sybian:''' is a sex device in the form of a saddle with a remote controlled vibrator on top. This is a service listed on Adultwork. Many escorts will not own a Sybian due to their £1000+ price tag, some unscrupulous escorts simply tick every service due to being unknowledgable, lack of English or to mislead a potential punter.
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==T==
<div id="TCM"></div>
* '''TCM:''' Traditional Chinese Medicine, the umbrella term used by Chinese medicine shops offering herbal medicines and massages (which usually offer 'extras' ranging from HJs to FS).
<div id="T-Girl"></div>
* '''T-Girl:''' A term for a transgendered male who undergoes the necessary chemical and surgical procedures to become more feminine. Also referred to as [[#Shemale|Shemale]] and the comical, but insulting term: chicks with dicks.
<div id="Teabagging"></div>
* '''Teabagging:''' A man dunks his bollocks in and out of his partner's mouth while squatting over him\her.
<div id="Ten Commandments"></div>
* '''Ten Commandments:''' See: [[#10 Commandments|10 Commandments]]
<div id="TFFT"></div>
* '''TFFT :''' Thank Fuck For That.
<div id="TG"></div>
* '''TG:''' Transgendered. Another term for a [[#T-Girl|T-Girl]], but can refer to a female that becomes male as well.
<div id="TGTBT"></div>
* '''TGTBT :''' Too Good To Be True.
<div id="TOFTT"></div>
*'''TOFTT : ''' Take One For The Team - A punter takes the financial sacrifice to see a new or unknown prostitute for the purpose of reporting on her.
<div id="Top"></div>
* '''Top:''' In [[#BDSM|BDSM]] the dominant partner, such as a Dominatrix or master. In the gay and [[#TG|TG]] community a person that gives anal sex.
<div id="Tossing The Salad"></div>
*'''Tossing The Salad :''' Perform [[#Rimming|Annilingus]].
<div id="Tour"></div>
*'''Tour :''' In a punting context a prostitute may spend a few days in another city (to where she is usually based) offering incalls, often from a hotel.
<div id="Tout"></div>
* '''Tout:''' [[#Pimp|Pimp]], boyfriend, agency, deluded [[#Fluffy|fluffy]] or the girl herself who comes on UKP to write false glowing reviews, usually resulting in an instant ban.
<div id="TS"></div>
<div id="Tramp Stamp"></div>
* '''Tramp Stamp:''' A downright tacky lower back tattoo, usually of a tribal pattern, flowers or a baby name. Popular with chavs and WGs.
<div id="Tranny"></div>
* '''Tranny:''' A catch-all term for transvestites, transgengender and transsexual males.
<div id="Trout Pout"></div>
*'''Trout Pout:''' Slang term for lips that are surgically enhanced by being injected with collagen. ''"Kara has had the trout pout done recently"''.
<div id="TS"></div>
* '''TS:''' Transsexual. Pretty much the same as [[#TG|TG]].
<div id="TV"></div>
* '''TV:''' Transvestite - A man who dresses in woman's clothes, often for sexual enjoyment. TV escorts are sometimes used by Dominatrices as [[#Sissy|sissies]] or slaves to worship them. TV Escorts aren't that popular amongst "straight" males as they do not appear as feminine as T-Girls. TVs are not the same as drag queens who only dress up for events or as part as a stage act.
<div id="TW"></div>
* '''TW:''' Time Waster.
<div id="TWL"></div>
* '''TWL:''' The Wonder Lounge - a massage parlour that used to be based in Bury, Lancashire.
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==U==
<div id="UKE"></div>
* '''UKE''' [[UK Escorting]]
<div id="Umbrella"></div>
* '''Umbrella:''' Slang term for a condom.
<div id="Undercover fluffy"></div>
* '''Undercover fluffy:''' A derogatory term for a punter who claims not to be a [[#Fluffy|fluffy]] and shows contempt for prostitutes. The contempt usually stems from long years of putting prostitutes’ interests and feelings before his own, which ultimately causes "hidden" bitter resentment. Telltale signs of an undercover fluffy are easy to spot. For example, they drop their "hard-man" pretence and let their fluffiness shine by doing things like advising a prostitute to increase her rates or by cheerleading at every opportunity for their favourite prostitute even resorting to name calling other punters who dare to post a negative review of her.
<div id="Urban Dictionary"></div>
* '''Urban Dictionary:''' the best website to look up any bizarre sexual practices or slang not found in this Glossary, much used by [[#EE|EE]] escorts when answering emails. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/ Urban Dictionary]
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==V==
<div id="VFM"></div>
*'''VFM:''' Value For Money.
<div id="Vinegar Strokes"></div>
*'''Vinegar Strokes:''' The point of no return during sex or masturbation just before the man ejaculates.
<div id="VS"></div>
*'''VS:''' Vivastreet.
<div id="VWE"></div>
*'''VWE:''' Very Well Endowed. The man has a very large penis. This occasionally written on [[#AW|AW]] feedback by the escort.
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==W==
<div id="Watersports"></div>
*'''Watersports:''' The act of urinating on someone or being urinated on. Watersports can also involve urine drinking. Often abbreviated to [[#WS|WS]]
<div id="WE"></div>
*'''WE:''' Well Endowed. The man has a large penis.
<div id="WG"></div>
*'''WG:''' Working Girl - A euphemistic term for a prostitute.
<div id="White Knight"></div>
*'''White Knight:''' Popular internet slang for a forum member that rushes to a defend a prostitute after she has been poorly reviewed. He might not have seen her or could be a [[#Pimp|pimp]].
<div id="Winston"></div>
* '''Winston:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to a Black [[#Pimp|Pimp]]. ''"I heard coughing and loud rasta music playing in Kara's living room. Must be Winston"''.
<div id="Wipes"></div>
*'''Wipes:''' Or strictly speaking Baby Wipes are used for quickly cleaning just about everything from armpits to crotches to dusty furniture, etc. Although wipes are very useful for a quick clean they are sometimes associated derogatorily with prostitutes who are somewhat slack with their hygiene.
<div id="Wow"></div>
*'''Wow:''' This word often appear on brief [[#FR|reviews]] often followed by an exclamation mark. Said to be a way of spotting if the report is fake or written by someone with a vested interest.
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<div id="YMMV"></div>
*'''YMMV:''' Your Mileage May Vary. It may work differently in your situation, or be different in your experience. Meaning each person may have an experience with an individual provider that is different than the person posting due to personalities and other intangible factors.
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<div id="10 Commandments"></div>
*'''10 Commandments:''' A series of Do's and Don'ts a prossie rattles off at the start of a booking. E.g. ''"Don't touch my tits, don't pinch my bum, no kissing etc"''. Many punters see this as a warning shot that the punt will be shit as the prossie is holding back or following a [[#Script|script]].
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*'''121:''' See: [[#One to One|One to One]].
<div id="420 Friendly"></div>
*'''420 Friendly:''' An American term to describe that the escort allows cannabis smoking on her premises or partakes herself.
<div id="69"></div>
*'''69:''' or Sixty-nine is a sex position designed for mutual, simultaneous oral sex. Two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. The participants are thus mutually inverted like the numbers 6 and 9, hence the name. See also [[#RO|RO]] and [[#OWO|OWO]].
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==A==
<div id="A-levels"></div>
*'''A-levels:''' Anal sex.
<div id="A-Z"></div>
*'''A-Z:''' A euphemistic term used by parlours and agencies to imply the prossie does anal as well as GFE and basic services.
<div id="Abdul></div>
*'''Abdul:''' Generic term for a South Asian [[#Pimp|pimp]] or punter. ''"Two bookings a day? Yeah right. Kara sees every Tom, Dick and Abdul"''.
<div id="AFF"></div>
*'''AFF:''' Adult Friend Finder. A dating website, more popular in USA than the UK.
<div id="ATM"></div>
*'''ATM: ''' Ass to Mouth. A sex act popular in porn films that involves a man placing his cock in a woman's anus then mouth. Also known as A2M.
<div id="AW"></div>
*'''AW: ''' Abbreviated term for [[AdultWork]]. AdultWork is a website that provides a directory of escorts and webcam girls. It is the most popular website of its type. It is sometimes euphemistically referred to as: [[#Purple Site|The Purple Site]].
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==B==
<div id="B2B"></div>
*'''B2B:''' Body To Body massage.
<div id="B-Z"></div>
*'''B-Z:''' A euphemistic term used by parlours and agencies to imply the prossie does NOT provide anal, just GFE and basic services.
<div id="Bag"></div>
*'''Bag:''' Slang term for a condom. ''"After two minutes of doggy I filled the bag."''
<div id="Bait & Switch"></div>
*'''Bait & Switch:''' See [[Bait & Switch]]. Often abbreviated to [[#B & S|B & S]]
<div id="Bareback"></div>
*'''Bareback:''' Penetrative sex without the protection of a condom. Often abbreviated to [[#BB|BB]].
<div id="Bastinado"></div>
*'''Bastinado: ''' Also known as foot whipping. This service is occasionally offered by escorts or Dominatrices that specialise in humiliation services. It involves the beating of a person's soles often with a paddle or whip.
<div id="BBC"></div>
*'''BBC: ''' Acronym for Big Black Cock.
<div id="BBBJ"></div>
*'''BBBJ: ''' Bareback Blow Job - uncovered oral sex, not to be confused with [[#Bareback|Bareback]] sex, more a US term. See also [[#OWO|OWO]]
<div id="BBW"></div>
*'''BBW: ''' Big Beautiful Woman. This is the term used by plus sized escorts, it is a euphemism for fat. A plumper escort for those that like the larger ladies. A BBW could be anything from size 14 up.
<div id="BBBW"></div>
*'''BBBW: ''' Big Black Beautiful Woman. Large ladies that are of black ethnicity.
<div id="BDSM"></div>
*'''BDSM: ''' Bondage, Discipline (or Dominance), Sadism, Masochism.
<div id="Beat"></div>
*'''Beat: ''' The Beat is a slang term for the Red Light District. ''"A courtesan?! Kara used to work the beat."''
<div id="BFE></div>
*'''BFE: ''' Boyfriend Experience. Sometimes used by male escorts. See also [[#GFE|GFE]].
<div id="BJ"></div>
*'''BJ: ''' Blow Job - Oral sex performed on a man's penis. Comes from Victorian 'Below Job' so never meant that a girl was to 'blow'.
<div id="Blue Pill"></div>
*'''Blue Pill:''' Slang term for Viagra. Other variations include: Little Blue Pill, V Pill and Blueys. Not to be confused with "Blues", the amphetamine tablets popular with Mods in the sixties.
<div id="BOBFOC"></div>
*'''BOBFOC: ''' Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch - a well known acronym to describe a woman with a fit, glamour model body, but an ugly face. The acronym BOBFOK (Body of Barbie, face of Ken) is a newer variant.
<div id="Bolt Ons"></div>
*'''Bolt Ons: '''Humorous term for enhanced breasts.
<div id="Bordello"></div>
*'''Bordello: ''' Archaic term for a brothel.
<div id="Bottom"></div>
*'''Bottom: ''' Term often used in the [[#BDSM|BDSM]] community to describe someone who is a slave or a [[#Sub|sub]]. In the gay and transgendered community it is someone who receives anal sex.
<div id="Boundary Pusher"></div>
*'''Boundary Pusher: ''' A term which was probably coined by one of the old hags off SAAFE. It simply means the punter tried to do things the prossie was uncomfortable with (such as forced bareback) and while there is no excuse for such behaviour it seems to be a standard insult for any punter who leaves justified negative feedback.
<div id="Brass"></div>
*'''Brass: ''' Another term for a Prostitute. Short for Brass Door, Cockney rhyming slang for whore. There's also Brass Flute for Prostitute and Brass Nail for tail.
<div id="BSS"></div>
*'''BSS: ''' Blair Street Sauna. Edinburgh based massage parlour.
<div id="Bukkake"></div>
*'''Bukkake: ''' An act that involves multiple men giving [[#Facial|facials]] to a single woman, usually at a specialist Bukkake [[#Party|party]].
<div id="Butterface"></div>
*'''Butterface: ''' A woman with every part of her body looking good, ''but her face''. For a variation see: [[#BOBFOC|BOBFOC]].
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==C==
<div id="Call Girl"></div>
*'''Call Girl:''' An [[#Outcall|outcall]] prostitute.
<div id="Cam"></div>
*'''Cam:''' Webcam sex, also know as Camming and those offering it are Cammers, often found on AdultWork pretending to offer Escort sex but just want to sell content, phone calls or webcam sessions.
<div id="Cathouse"></div>
*'''Cathouse:''' Slang term for a brothel. Mainly used in America.
<div id="CBT"></div>
*'''CBT:''' Cock and Ball Torture - a slave places his penis and balls into a harness which restricts movement.
<div id="CD"></div>
*'''CD:''' Cross Dressing \ Cross Dresser - A man (or a woman) that wear clothes of the opposite gender.
<div id="CG"></div>
*'''CG:''' Cowgirl - A sexual position also known as "girl or woman on top".
<div id="CFNM"></div>
*'''CFNM:''' Clothed Female Naked Male. See this [http://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58301.0 post]
<div id="Chelsea Cloisters"></div>
*'''Chelsea Cloisters:''' A large serviced apartment/extended hotel in West London, said to be home base to dozens of escorts. 'Ten floors of Whores' [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=88427.0 Thread]
<div id="Cialis"></div>
*'''Cialis:''' An alternative to Viagra. While more expensive, literature says the effect lasts 24 hours (rather than 4).
<div id="CIM"></div>
*'''CIM:''' Cum In Mouth - As the term implies, this consists of ejaculating in a woman's mouth.
<div id="Civvy"></div>
*'''Civvy:''' Civilian woman. A punter's term to describe a non-prostitute woman. ''"Kara let me down, but I managed to hook up with a civvy in Norwich."''
<div id="CL"></div>
*'''CL:''' Craigslist. A classified advertising listings website, occasionally contains massage and escort adverts.
<div id="Clamping"></div>
*'''Clamping:''' When a prossie tightens her pelvic floor muscles during sex to make the man cum faster.
<div id="Clients"></div>
*'''Clients: ''' A term used by prostitutes as an alternative to punter. See also: [[#Gents|Gents]].
<div id="Clock Watcher"></div>
*'''Clock Watcher: ''' A prostitute that is ''annoyingly'' fussy with time. [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=86676.0 Discussion thread]
<div id="COB"></div>
*'''[[COB]]:''' Cum on Breasts - Ejaculating on a woman's chest, often offered when an escort doesn't want to spoil her make up with a '''[[#Facial|Facial]]''' and so offers you her tits instead. COB can also refer to Cum on Body.
<div id="Cock Snot"></div>
*'''Cock Snot''': Semen.
<div id="Cock Sock"></div>
*'''Cock Sock''': A condom.
<div id="COF"></div>
*'''COF:''' Cum on Face - Another term for a '''[[#Facial|Facial]]'''.
<div id="Consideration"></div>
*'''Consideration:''' A euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
<div id="COT"></div>
*'''COT''': Cum on Tits - Ejaculating onto a woman's breasts.
<div id="Courtesan"></div>
* '''Courtesan:''' Title used by 'High Class' escorts to justify their higher prices and more limited range of services.
<div id="CP"></div>
*'''CP:''' Creampie. The risky practice of bareback sex and subsequent ejaculation into the vagina (or anus). Popular in porn, but it is rare for prostitutes to offer this.
<div id="Culo Grande"></div>
*'''Culo Grande:''' Spanish word for Big Ass.
<div id="Cum Dodger"></div>
*'''Cum Dodger:''' A prossie that avoids a facial or CIM by turning her head or closing her mouth. ''"Kara is a cum dodger. I was about to pop over her face and she stands up last minute and I splatter her tits instead."''
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==D==
<div id="Double Anal Penetration"></div>
*'''DAP:''' Double Anal Penetration - Means Anal sex with two penises inserted in the anus. Usually a woman's anus but can mean a man's as well.
<div id="DATY"></div>
*'''DATY:''' Dining at the Y - This term appears on some WGs websites. It means performing cunnilingus on a woman. The Y referring to her body and legs. The term seems more popular in America.
<div id="DDLG"></div>
*'''DDLG:''' '''D'''addy '''D'''om '''L'''ittle '''G'''irl - A popular roleplay technique.
<div id="Deep Throat"></div>
*'''Deep Throat:''' When a man's entire erect penis is inserted deep into a woman's mouth and into the throat.
<div id="Deposit"></div>
*'''Deposit:''' Another euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
<div id="DFK"></div>
*'''DFK:''' Deep French Kissing - Passionate kissing with tongue deep in the other person's mouth.
<div id="DIY"></div>
*'''DIY:''' Do It Yourself, meaning masturbation.
<div id="DM"></div>
*'''DM:''' Direct Message. ''"Aleysha sent me a DM on Twitter asking for a coffee."''.
<div id="Donation"></div>
* '''Donation:''' A euphemism for the fee or cash paid to an escort, see also '''[[#Paperwork|Paperwork]]'''.
<div id="Doxy"></div>
* '''Doxy:''' (1) A slang name for an escort or loose woman. (2) A Very powerful vaginal vibrator said to out power the Hitachi Magic Wand.
<div id="DP"></div>
*'''DP: ''' Double Penetration - when a woman has two penises inserted, one in her anus and one in her vagina.
<div id="D/s"></div>
*'''D/s:''' Dominant\submissive. The s is nearly always written in lowercase.
<div id="DSL"></div>
*'''DSL:''' Dick Sucking Lips - Large, plump lips.
<div id="DT"></div>
*'''DT : ''' Abbreviated term for '''[[#Deep Throat|Deep Throat]]'''.
<div id="Duo"></div>
*'''Duo: ''' A booking with two escorts, usually with lesbian interaction between them.
<div id="Dusty Phone"></div>
*'''Dusty Phone: ''' Derogatory term used to describe an unpopular prostitute. Her phone is dusty due to a lack of calls for bookings.
<div id="Dutch Cap"></div>
*'''Dutch Cap: ''' Rarely heard slang term for a Femidom\female condom.
<div id="DVDA"></div>
*'''DVDA: ''' Double Vaginal, Double Anal - when a woman has two penises inserted in each fuck hole, four cocks at once.
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==E==
<div id="EAS"></div>
*'''EAS:''' Emotional Attachment Syndrome, believing a prostitute is your girlfriend - See [[Useful Threads on UKP]] for more info.
<div id="EB"></div>
*'''EB:''' Extraball. Cum more than once in a booking. Rarely used.
<div id="EE"></div>
*'''ED:''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction Erectile dysfunction].
<div id="EE"></div>
*'''EE: ''' Eastern European, most commonly an escort from the newer EC countries of Poland, Czech Republic, Hungary, Bulgaria, Slovakia or Romania, but can refer to any of the former Soviet Bloc countries, such as Russia, Ukraine or the Baltic States.
<div id="Entertainer"></div>
*'''Entertainer: ''' [[#Fluffy|Fluffy]] euphemism for a prostitute.
<div id="Extras"></div>
*'''Extras: ''' A prostitute may charge add-on services at an extra cost in addition to her normal fee. Common extras include: [[#OWO|OWO]], [[#A-levels|A-levels]] and [[#Watersports|Watersports]].
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==F==
<div id="Face Fuck"></div>
* '''Face Fuck:''' Thrusting the cock in and out of a woman's mouth, often performed while holding the head.
<div id="Facesitting"></div>
* '''Facesitting:''' Having a woman sit in your face, with or without her knickers on. Also known as [[#Queening|Queening]]
<div id="Facial"></div>
*'''Facial:''' Ejaculating on a woman's face. Not always offered by escorts especially on shorter bookings as they have to re-do their make up before the next booking.
<div id="FAF"></div>
*'''FAF:''' Fit As Fuck. ''"Kara is FAF"''.
<div id="FB"></div>
* '''FB:''' Feedback. A short review left for a prostitute. FB can also stand for Fuck Buddy.
<div id="FBSM"></div>
* '''FBSM:''' [[FBSM|Full Body Sensual Massage]]. The person giving the massage uses their whole body rather than just their hands.
<div id="Felching"></div>
* '''Felching:''' Having anal sex and then sucking your sperm from your partner's anus with a straw, a service confined mainly to porn and rarely offered as it involves [[#Bareback| bareback]] sex.
<div id="Femdom"></div>
* '''Femdom:''' Female dominance or female domination. Used in relation to BDSM activities, implying the female is dominant in that scenario. Often abbreviated to [[#FD|FD]].
<div id="Feminazi"></div>
* '''Feminazi:''' A militant feminist intent on ending prostitution and pornography. It's worth noting some of these women are lesbians and find the thought of fucking a man disgusting.
<div id="FF"></div>
* '''FF:''' (1) Fist Fuck or Fist Fucking. Inserting a fist into the vagina (or anus). (2) Face Fucking.
<div id="FFM"></div>
* '''FFM:''' Female, Female, Male - A threesome involving 2 females and 1 male (lucky guy).
<div id="Figging"></div>
* '''Figging:''' The strange practice of inserting a piece of root ginger anally or into the urethra. See this thread [http://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49802.0 here].
<div id="FinDom"></div>
* '''FinDom:''' Financial Domination, giving money or expensive gifts to a dominatrix or escort in return for being blackmailed, insulted and abused, rarely if ever involves sex.
<div id="FJ"></div>
* '''FJ:''' Foot Job. Being wanked off with a foot or feet.
<div id="FK"></div>
* '''FK:''' French Kissing using tongues but not as deep or vigorous as [[#DFK|DFK]]
<div id="FKK"></div>
* '''FKK:''' '''F'''rei'''k'''örper'''k'''ultur (Free Body Culture, i.e. naturism). You will see this to describe German sex clubs such as Artemis in Berlin. For a detailed article [[Fkk and Saunaclubs|click here]].
<div id="Fluffy"></div>
*'''Fluffy:''' Often derogatory term to describe a punter who sees all prostitutes through rose tinted glasses, thinks she can do no wrong, and can become too emotionally attached, in severe cases may be suffering from [[#EAS|EAS]]. See also [[Fluffies]].
<div id="Fluffbomb"></div>
*'''Fluffbomb:''' Another term for a [[Fluffies|Fluffy]].
<div id="Foot Whipping"></div>
*'''Foot Whipping:''' See: [[#Bastinado|Bastinado]].
<div id="FR"></div>
* '''FR:''' Field Report - Basically a review of a meeting with a prostitute, focusing on looks, attitude, location and services offered.
<div id="FRO"></div>
* '''FRO:''' Fuck Right Off - Text message abbreviation.
<div id="FS"></div>
* '''FS:''' Full Sex. A rarely used term meaning penetrative sex took place with the penis, as opposed to oral or masturbation only.
<div id="Fun Bags"></div>
* '''Fun Bags:''' Comical term for breasts.
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==G==
<div id="Gash Cash"></div>
*'''Gash Cash: ''' A humorous term for the spare money a man uses to pay a prostitute with. [[#Spunk Tokens|Spunk Tokens]] is a variation.
<div id="GB"></div>
*'''GB: ''' Gang Bang. Sex with 3+ men and one (or more) woman. See [[Sex Parties]]
<div id="Gents"></div>
*'''Gents: ''' A patronising term that some prostitutes use to refer to punters, as it (allegedly) appears polite.
<div id="Gesture"></div>
*'''Gesture: ''' A ridiculous euphemism for the prostitute's fee.
<div id="GFE"></div>
*'''GFE: ''' Girlfriend Experience - an escort experience like being with a real girlfriend. There is no agreed list of services included, but you expect kissing or '''[[#DFK|DFK]]''', oral sex and full sex. It does not include the more adventurous services you would expect from a '''[[#PSE|PSE]]''' or [[#BDSM|fetish]] services.
<div id="GILF"></div>
*'''GILF:''' Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck, a sexually desirable older woman with no clear definition of age but expect to be 55 plus.
<div id="GOG"></div>
*'''GOG:''' Girl On Girl. Sexual lesbian contact between two (or more) women.
<div id="Going through the motions"></div>
*'''Going through the motions:''' Unsatisfying sex were the escort puts in no effort or enthusiasm and simply does as much is necessary to get the man to cum.
<div id="Greek"></div>
*'''Greek: ''' Rarely used term for anal sex.
<div id="GRIS"></div>
*'''GRIS: ''' Google Reverse Image Search
<div d="G Spot"></div>
*'''G Spot:''' Gräfenberg Spot. A female erogenous area of the vagina that is said to trigger orgasms. Named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg.
<div id="GSM"></div>
*'''GSM:''' Gentleman's Sensual Massage - A massage parlour in Dublin. Used to have a venue in Birmingham as well.
<div id="GUM"></div>
*'''GUM:''' Genito-Urinary Medicine. The Gum clinic is the place to get your [[#STD/STI|sexual health]] checked.
<div id="Gusher"></div>
*'''Gusher:''' Another term for a [[#Squirter|squirter]].
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==H==
<div id="HAF"></div>
*'''HAF:''' Acronym for Hot As Fuck. ''"Kara looked HAF in her tank top"''.
<div id="Happy Ending"></div>
*'''Happy Ending:''' Another term for a Hand Job, usually in connection with a massage and for an extra charge. Sometimes abbreviated to [[#HE|HE]].
<div id="Harry"></div>
*'''Harry:''' Harry Monk - well known rhyming slang for spunk. ''"Kara's pretty, but she didn't swallow my Harry"''
<div id="HD"></div>
*'''HD:''' Hard Domination. [[#BDSM|BDSM]] activities that leaves marks (e.g. whipping).
<div id="High Class Escort"></div>
*'''High Class Escort:''' - See [[#Courtesan|Courtesan]]
<div id="Hitachi"></div>
*'''Hitachi:''' Another term for a [[#Magic Wand|Magic Wand]]. Named after the Japanese company that makes them. It is worth noting most Magic Wands are generic made in China clones, but still function well, they just suffer from poorer build quality.
<div id="HJ"></div>
*'''HJ:''' Hand Job
<div id="Hobbyist"></div>
*'''Hobbyist:''' Another term for punter.
<div id="HOD"></div>
*'''HOD:''' Abbreviated term for London based agency, [[House of Divine]].
<div id="HR"></div>
*'''HR:''' Hand Relief - Another term for a Hand Job or a wank. HR is a term mainly used by massage parlours and masseuses to distance themselves from full sex escorting services.
<div id="HS"></div>
*'''HS:''' Hardsports. Also known as scat. An sex act that involves shit (usually being shat on or eating shit). See also [[#Watersports|Watersports]].
<div id="Hun"></div>
*'''Hun: ''' It is obviously an abbreviated form of honey and is a popular term of affection that prostitutes use in emails, text messages and face-to-face as it's easier than remembering a name.
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==I==
<div id="IMHO"></div>
*'''IMHO:''' In My Honest Opinion.
<div id="IMO"></div>
*'''IMO:''' In My Opinion.
<div id="Incall"></div>
*'''Incall:''' Where you visit the escort in her flat or sometimes a hotel, which she will have booked and paid for. Usually cheaper than [[Glossary #Outcall|Outcall]] appointments as escorts do not have travel time and can therefore see more clients in a working day. They can also be more discreet as some agencies or escorts require additional security checks for outcall bookings.
<div id="Indie"></div>
*'''Indie:''' - Another term for '''Independent'''. This implies the escort works on her own and is not working for an agency, parlour or [[#Pimp|pimp]].
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==J==
<div id="Jimmy Hat"></div>
* '''Jimmy Hat:''' Slang term for a condom.
<div id="Jizz"></div>
* '''Jizz:''' Semen, sperm, spunk.
<div id="JOI"></div>
* '''JOI:''' Jerk Off Instructions. A common technique used by webcam girls and in solo porn. E.g. "''Wank that cock for me big boy. I know you want to shoot a fat load over my face''"
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==K==
<div id="Kathoey"></div>
* '''Kathoey:''' or Katoey is the Thai word for [[#Ladyboy|Ladyboy]]\[[#Shemale|Shemale]]. Despite its spelling it is said like: Gat-To-EEE.
<div id="Kerb Crawling"></div>
* '''Kerb Crawling:''' The act of cruising around [[#RLD|Red Light Districts]] to pick up prostitutes. It is an illegal act. Can also be written as: [[#Curb Crawling|Curb Crawling]].
<div id="Kevin"></div>
* '''Kevin:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to an English [[#Pimp|Pimp]]. ''"Kara looked rougher than a badger's arse. I asked for a refund, but didn't want to take on Kevin and his bulldog to get it. £100 down the karzai"''.
<div id="KSE"></div>
* '''KSE:''' Short for Kama Sutra Experience. See [[KSE]] for a detailed description.
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==L==
<div id="Ladyboy"></div>
*'''Ladyboy:''' Another term for a [[#Shemale|shemale]] or [[#TG|Transgendered]] male.
<div id="Lamp Post Dancer"></div>
*'''Lamp Post Dancer:''' An archaic term for a streetwalker.
<div id="LAPC"></div>
*'''LAPC:''' London Adult Party Club.
<div id="Latin"></div>
*'''Latin:''' Occasionally seen on Romanian escort profiles to disguise their nationality as a reaction against negative connotations some punters have of Romanian prostitutes. Latino is sometimes used as well. Or it may correctly mean an escort from Latin America. See also: [[Romanian Girls]].
<div id="LBSM"></div>
*'''LBSM:''' Little Brown Sex Machine. A crude name for a Philippino escort or sometimes Thai or Vietnamese too.
<div id="LD"></div>
*'''LD:''' Lap Dance. A striptease where the female stripper rubs her genitals and breasts on a clothed sitting male. If performed in a strip club they usually have a "no touch" policy.
<div id="Little Head"></div>
*'''Little Head:''' The penis. ''"Kara was ugly and rude, but I was thinking with my little head so stayed. A crap shag"''
<div id="LMP"></div>
*'''LMP:''' Lady Marmalade Parties - Were a London based sex party company that was closed after a raid. Around 2016 they were re-branded as [[The Phoenix Club]] or TPC and are back in business.
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==M==
<div id="Mac"></div>
*'''Mac:''' Slang term for a condom. A variation of [[#Raincoat|Raincoat]].
<div id="Magic Wand"></div>
*'''Magic Wand:''' A very powerful vibrator. They are often mains operated and feature 10 or more speeds. They are also known as a [[#Hitachi|Hitachi]] and euphemistically as a Massage Wand.
<div id="MDLB"></div>
*'''MDLG:''' '''M'''ommy or Mummy '''D'''omme '''L'''ittle '''B'''oy - An uncommon roleplay technique.
<div id="Mechanical"></div>
*'''Mechanical:''' Sex that lacks passion or emotion, were the girl is [[#Going through the motions|going through the motions]]. ''"Kara was so mechanical. It was like shagging R2D2"''.
<div id="MF"></div>
*'''MF:''' Male Female - refers to a [[Glossary #Duo|duo]], involving a couple (male and female) and another prostitute.
<div id="MMF"></div>
*'''MMF:''' Male, Male, Female - Refers to a threesome with two males and 1 female. The female is usually a prostitute.
<div id="MILF"></div>
*'''MILF:''' Mother I'd Like to Fuck - Mothers, whether attached or unattached, that a man sees as physically attractive enough to want to have sex with them. This has recently become a catch-all term for mature women.
<div id="Minder"></div>
*'''Minder:''' This could be a pimp, boyfriend or paid bodyguard that looks after the WG. He is usually in another room watching TV (and masturbating to the sex noises).
<div id="Minger"></div>
*'''Minger:''' UK slang for an unattractive woman.
<div id="Motorboating"></div>
*'''Motorboating:''' Nuzzling a well-endowed woman's breasts whilst making an engine-like noise. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.
<div id="Mumsnet"></div>
*'''Mumsnet:''' Forum for women which condemns prostitutes and gives advice to suspicious wives on how to out their partners. Notoriously used by [[ParisB]] (See [[Prostitute Blacklist]]) to give helpful advice to out her clients.
<div id="Munter"></div>
*'''Munter:''' UK slang for an unattractive woman.
<div id="MWITOW"></div>
*'''MWITOW:''' My Way Is The Only Way - In punting terms it usually refers to arrogant punters who believe their way of doing things related to punting is the best or only way to do it. They are usually judgemental of other punters who prefer doing things differently.
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==N==
<div id="Neanderthal"></div>
*'''Neanderthal:''' A derogatory term for a supposed bone-headed punter that has sexist views towards a prostitute.
<div id="Netmums"></div>
*'''Netmums:''' A very similar website to [[#Mumsnet|Mumsnet]] with plenty of stories of punting husbands.
<div id="Nodder"></div>
*'''Nodder:''' A slang term for a condom.
<div id="Non-punter"></div>
*'''Non-punter:''' A derogatory term used to describe a forum member who has a lot to say about the punting scene, but has (seemingly) never had a punt.
<div id="Norris"></div>
*'''Norris:''' Norris McWhirter is rarely heard rhyming slang for [[#Squirter|squirter]].''"Kara is a Norris alright, she soaked my Spongebob Stainpants duvet".''
<div id="NSA"></div>
*'''NSA:''' No Strings Attached - A dating term meaning casual sex could be on offer.
<div id="Nuru"></div>
*'''Nuru:''' See [[Nuru Massage]] for a detailed description.
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==O==
<div id="O-Levels"></div>
*'''O-Levels''': Oral sex, a blow job. probably only used by older punters and [[#MILF|MILF]] or [[#GILF|GILF]] escorts as unlike A levels the exam they were named after was replaced by GCSEs years ago.
<div id="OH"></div>
*'''OH:''' Other half. Your wife or girlfriend.
<div id="One to One"></div>
*'''One to One''': A solo booking. A punter sees one escort individually. This term is used to differentiate between [[#Duo|duos]] and [[#Party|parties]]. Also abbreviated numerically to [[#121|121]].
<div id="OP"></div>
*'''OP:''' Opening Poster or Original Poster. What you say when you are two lazy to look up and retype the first posters name.
<div id="Outcall"></div>
*'''Outcall:''' Booking where you ask an escort to visit your home or hotel room. Usually costs more than an [[#Incall|incall]] to allow for travel time - some escorts or agencies also charge travelling expenses. Sometimes they ask for your real name as a security check to check you actually live there or with the hotel reception that you are a guest. For security reasons this makes them less popular unless you have confidence in the discretion of the agency or escort.
<div id="OW"></div>
*'''OW:''' Oral With - a blowjob with a condom on.
<div id="OWO"></div>
*'''OWO: ''' Oral Without - a blowjob without a condom on.
<div id="OWOTC"></div>
*'''OWOTC: ''' Oral Without To Completion. Oral without to ejaculation, usually with [[#CIM|CIM]].
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==P==
<div id="Paperwork"></div>
* '''Paperwork:''' Euphemism for money, or notes, handed to a prostitute, as in 'I got the paperwork out of the way and asked for a BJ'. Often used in reviews.
<div id="Party"></div>
* '''Party:''' A group sex session hosted by parlours or companies that specialise in sex parties. These can be popular as a punter can sample multiple women often for the cost of seeing one or two individually. The downside is the punter will see other punters.
*'''Party Girl:''' A prostitute who enjoys and is willing to take cocaine or other drugs with the punter.
<div id="PAWG"></div>
* '''PAWG:''' Phat Ass White Girl(s) - Slim or curvy (but not fat) women with large, curvy, juicy backsides. Alexis Texas, Jennifer Lopez and Sofia Vergara all have this asset. This is mainly a porn term.
<div id="PE"></div>
* '''PE:''' Abbreviated term for Premature Ejaculation, but is occasionally used for Penis Enlargement.
<div id="Pegging"></div>
* '''Pegging:''' Anal sex reversed. Instead of the man sticking his penis up the woman's arse, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans arse.
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* '''Period Play:''' Mainly fingering a girl when she is menstruating, but could also imply other activities.
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* '''PG:''' Abbreviated term for [[#Private Gallery|Private Gallery]]. This is a series of photographs that are unlocked in exchange for credits. Private galleries should contain more explicit (hardcore) photos than free galleries.
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* '''Pimp:''' Person controlling a prostitute, but sometime also used in a derogatory way when referring to escort agencies or their owners.
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* '''Pimp-pong:''' A pimp (normally male) refuses to answer any calls, made by a punter when enquiring or booking. Only willing to handle comm's by back and forth texts. Normally in a template format, that's generic. They may manage, many phone numbers and comm's can be inconsistent. As they are sending multiple messages, at times.
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* '''PM:''' Private Message.
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* '''Podge:''' A humorous Northern term for sex. ''"Kara looked great when I was podging her in doggy"''
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* '''POF:''' Plenty Of Fish. (1) A well known online dating site. (2) Also, means there are many escorts available, so it could be wise to move to a new one.
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* '''Poo Play:''' A juvenile term for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
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* '''Pop:''' To ejaculate. ''"Kara was a bit mechanical, but I managed to pop twice in 30 minutes"''.
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* '''Prone Bone:''' The sex position in which the girl is laying flat (emphasis on laying completely flat) on her belly with penis entry from behind. This position often enables the female to work the muscles in the region resulting most likely in an over-pleasurable time for the man involved, thus causing premature ejaculation. See also: [[#Clamping|clamping]].
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* '''Prossie in Disguise:''' A prossie that pretends to be a punter on forums to post fake reviews about herself.
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* '''Prossie Logic:''' An action or comment that seems illogical to a non-prostitute, but makes perfect sense to a prossie. For example: A prossie moaning about a lack of business and then increasing her prices.
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* '''PP:''' Preston Punters - A Preston based punting forum.
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* '''Provider:''' A euphemism for a prostitute. Variation of [[#SP|service provider]].
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* '''P Spot:''' A slang term for the male Prostate Gland. It is said to be the male equivalent of the [[#G Spot|G-Spot]].
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* '''PSE:''' Porn Star Experience - this is a more adventurous, raunchy experience with an escort with which usually includes deep throat or gagging, and maybe anal sex. Quite often escorts offering this service will charge more than '''[[#GFE|GFE]]''' escorts.
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* '''Pump and Dump:''' A term used to describe a basic, emotionless quickie, often in relation to a massage parlour punt.
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* '''Punter Patter:''' Many punters "breaking the ice" initial conversation that is often a culmination of overly-polite comments, getting the escort to list her dos and dont's and even discussing embarrassing sexual encounters. The result is often a turn off for both the punter and escort alike.
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* '''Punting Desert:''' A term used for a town or city with a limited choice of prostitutes. In these areas a few prossies have monopoly over the punters.
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* '''Punting Phone:''' A secondary phone used for the sole purpose of phoning and texting escorts. Used to avoid giving out personal details (such as a work number) or receiving dubious text messages that a wife or girlfriend could read.
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* '''Punting Sim:''' A secondary and often disposable Sim card for the purposes of phoning and texting escorts.
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* '''Purple Site:''' A euphemism for website [[AdultWork]]. This term came about after the word "Adultwork" was banned by some forums. Purple site refers to Adultwork's garish colour scheme of primarily purple. The term Adultwork is not banned on UKPunting. See also: [[#AW|AW]].
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==Q==
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* '''Quickie:''' A 15 minute booking with an escort. Some allow oral only (no sex) in this time.
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* '''Queening:''' [[#Facesitting|Facesitting]].
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==R==
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*'''R & T:''' [[#Rub and Tug|Rub and Tug]].
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*'''RAF:''' Rough As Fuck.
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*'''Rainbow Kiss:''' The brave act of performing [[#RO|RO]] on a girl on her period and then [[#Snowballing|snowballing]]; exchanging the red and white.
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*'''Raincoat:''' Slang term for a condom.
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*'''RB:''' [[#Reverse Booking|'''R'''everse '''B'''ooking]].
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*'''RCG:''' Reverse Cowgirl - A sexual position with the woman on top, different from regular CG in that the woman's arse is towards the man.
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*'''Red Wings:''' To perform oral sex on a female while she is on her period.
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*'''Reggie and Ronnie:''' Cockney rhyming slang for Johnny (a condom). "''I put on the Reggie and went balls deep''".
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*'''Reverse Booking:''' An Adult work feature, when a man posts requirements asking for escorts to book him. Useful for special requirements, or to find hidden gems. UKP has reported both success and failure.
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*''' RFE:''' Escorts not offering a GFE but more RFE (robot friend experience). Just going through the motions.<div id="Rimming"></div>
*'''Rimming:''' The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
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*'''Rinser:''' A [[#Civvy|civvy]] woman who preys on rich, single men and uses them for financial benefits. A more extreme version of a gold digger. There are a few escorts who offer sexual services such as: 10 overnight visits in exchange for a car. A fool and his money are easily parted and anyone with half a brain should avoid these women at all costs. See also [[#FinDom|Financial Domination]].
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*'''RIS: ''' Reverse Image Search. Such as: [[#GRIS|Google]] and TinEye.
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*'''RLD:''' Red Light District, an area or street where streetwalking prostitutes are known to solicit.
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*'''RLZ:''' Red Light Zone.
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*'''RO:''' Reverse Oral, cunninlingus, oral sex performed on a woman. See also [[#DATY|DATY]]
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*'''ROM:''' An abbreviated term for Romanian. See also [[#EE|EE]] and [[#Latin|Latin]].
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*'''Round Two:''' The second round of full sex after the man ejaculates. ''"Kara gave me a crap massage in the last 10 minutes. No chance of round two then".''
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*'''RP:''' Roleplay\Roleplaying. Dressing up and acting out a scenario for sexual gratification.
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*'''Rub and Tug:''' A name for a massage parlour. A hand rub body massage, and the tug is [[#HR|hand relief]].
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==S==
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* '''SA:''' [https://www.seekingarrangement.com/ Seeking Arrangement] A web site for sugar babies and sugar daddies. This is considered off topic to UKP.
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* '''SAAFE:''' A web forum for escorts, meaning Support And Advice For Escorts, punters can view public threads but are not allowed to join and many threads take a negative view of punters.
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* '''Sauna:''' A euphemism for a brothel or massage parlour. Even if a sauna room is available on the premises most visitors will only be there for sexual services.
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* '''Scat:''' Another word for [[#HS|Hardsports]].
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* '''Script:''' An order of services a prossie follows with every punter. E.g. starts with a massage, moves on to oral, finishes in missionary. It is like she is following a film script and hates to deviate from it as she loses control.
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* '''Sergei:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to an [[#EE|EE]] [[#Pimp|Pimp]].
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* '''Sex Buyer:''' A term for a punter coined by misandristic feminazis like Julie Bindell.
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* '''Sex Worker:''' A euphemism for prostitute, but also includes, webcam girls, picture sellers and porn stars.
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*'''Shemale:''' See [[#T-Girl|T-Girl]]
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* '''Shitting On Your Own Doorstep:''' In a punting context it refers to seeing a prostitute in the same neighbourhood to where you live or seeing a prostitute who you also know in a social context (such as the secretary from work).
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*'''Single Bed:''' A single man's bed was humorously described as a wanking chariot by Viz magazine. No prostitute should be expected to "entertain" punters on one, but they do as it was left behind by the previous tenant of their council house.
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*'''Sissy:''' A femininised man who takes part in consensual humiliation exercises with a dominatrix. Such exercises could include forced [[#CD|cross dressing]] and foot worship for sexual pleasure. See also: [[Glossary #TV|TV]].
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*'''Skull Fuck:''' The same as [[#Face Fuck|face fucking]].
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*'''Sisterhood:''' A group of bitter old prostitutes that insult punters and members of UKPunting at every opportunity. They hate UKPunting, but can't stop reading it.
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*'''Snowballing:''' Swapping cum after oral sex from mouth to mouth, the cum mixes with saliva and increases in volume creating a "snowball effect". There are a number of scenarios when snowballing occurs. Swapping a punter's cum between two escorts as part of a [[#Duo|duo]] or alternatively when a punter ejaculates into the escort's mouth and then she passes his cum back into his mouth through kissing.
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* '''SP:''' Service Provider, a euphemism for prostitute.
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* '''SPH:''' Small Penis Humiliation.
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*'''Splash and Dash:''' A term used to describe a basic, emotionless [[#Quickie|quickie]], often in relation to a massage parlour punt.
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*'''Spunk Tokens:''' A humorous term for the (spare) money you use to pay a prossie with.
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*'''Squirter:''' A slang term for a woman that ejaculates vaginal fluid during orgasm.
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*'''SS:''' Seeking Services.
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*'''SS:''' [[Sandys Superstars]] - A popular Manchester based massage parlour.
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*'''SSBBW:''' Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman - extremely large women, far larger than [[Glossary #BBW|BBWs]], some would say morbidly obese. These women have a niche market and a burgeoning fetish scene.
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* '''Starfish:''' A woman that just lies there, showing disinterest during sex; the opposite to what most punters want. Not to be confused with the chocolate starfish (the anus).
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* '''STD/STI:''' Sexually Transmitted Disease or Infection, such as a dose of the clap.
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*'''Sub:''' Submissive. The passive partner in a [[#BDSM|BDSM]] scenario. See also: [[#Bottom|bottom]].
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*'''SW:''' [[Street prostitution |Street Walker]].
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*'''Switch:''' A person that takes on the role of either a [[#Bottom|bottom]] or [[#Top|top]], depending on the scenario.
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*'''Sybian:''' is a sex device in the form of a saddle with a remote controlled vibrator on top. This is a service listed on Adultwork. Many escorts will not own a Sybian due to their £1000+ price tag, some unscrupulous escorts simply tick every service due to being unknowledgable, lack of English or to mislead a potential punter.
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==T==
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* '''TCM:''' Traditional Chinese Medicine, the umbrella term used by Chinese medicine shops offering herbal medicines and massages (which usually offer 'extras' ranging from HJs to FS).
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* '''T-Girl:''' A term for a transgendered male who undergoes the necessary chemical and surgical procedures to become more feminine. Also referred to as [[#Shemale|Shemale]] and the comical, but insulting term: chicks with dicks.
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* '''Teabagging:''' A man dunks his bollocks in and out of his partner's mouth while squatting over him\her.
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* '''Ten Commandments:''' See: [[#10 Commandments|10 Commandments]]
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* '''TFFT :''' Thank Fuck For That.
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* '''TG:''' Transgendered. Another term for a [[#T-Girl|T-Girl]], but can refer to a female that becomes male as well.
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* '''TGTBT :''' Too Good To Be True.
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*'''TOFTT : ''' Take One For The Team - A punter takes the financial sacrifice to see a new or unknown prostitute for the purpose of reporting on her.
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* '''Top:''' In [[#BDSM|BDSM]] the dominant partner, such as a Dominatrix or master. In the gay and [[#TG|TG]] community a person that gives anal sex.
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*'''Tossing The Salad :''' Perform [[#Rimming|Annilingus]].
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*'''Tour :''' In a punting context a prostitute may spend a few days in another city (to where she is usually based) offering incalls, often from a hotel.
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* '''Tout:''' [[#Pimp|Pimp]], boyfriend, agency, deluded [[#Fluffy|fluffy]] or the girl herself who comes on UKP to write false glowing reviews, usually resulting in an instant ban.
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* '''Tramp Stamp:''' A downright tacky lower back tattoo, usually of a tribal pattern, flowers or a baby name. Popular with chavs and WGs.
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* '''Tranny:''' A catch-all term for transvestites, transgengender and transsexual males.
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*'''Trout Pout:''' Slang term for lips that are surgically enhanced by being injected with collagen. ''"Kara has had the trout pout done recently"''.
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* '''TS:''' Transsexual. Pretty much the same as [[#TG|TG]].
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* '''TV:''' Transvestite - A man who dresses in woman's clothes, often for sexual enjoyment. TV escorts are sometimes used by Dominatrices as [[#Sissy|sissies]] or slaves to worship them. TV Escorts aren't that popular amongst "straight" males as they do not appear as feminine as T-Girls. TVs are not the same as drag queens who only dress up for events or as part as a stage act.
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* '''TW:''' Time Waster.
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* '''TWL:''' The Wonder Lounge - a massage parlour that used to be based in Bury, Lancashire.
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==U==
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* '''UKE''' [[UK Escorting]]
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* '''Umbrella:''' Slang term for a condom.
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* '''Undercover fluffy:''' A derogatory term for a punter who claims not to be a [[#Fluffy|fluffy]] and shows contempt for prostitutes. The contempt usually stems from long years of putting prostitutes’ interests and feelings before his own, which ultimately causes "hidden" bitter resentment. Telltale signs of an undercover fluffy are easy to spot. For example, they drop their "hard-man" pretence and let their fluffiness shine by doing things like advising a prostitute to increase her rates or by cheerleading at every opportunity for their favourite prostitute even resorting to name calling other punters who dare to post a negative review of her.
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* '''Urban Dictionary:''' the best website to look up any bizarre sexual practices or slang not found in this Glossary, much used by [[#EE|EE]] escorts when answering emails. [http://www.urbandictionary.com/ Urban Dictionary]
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==V==
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*'''VFM:''' Value For Money.
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*'''Vinegar Strokes:''' The point of no return during sex or masturbation just before the man ejaculates.
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*'''VS:''' Vivastreet.
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*'''VWE:''' Very Well Endowed. The man has a very large penis. This occasionally written on [[#AW|AW]] feedback by the escort.
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==W==
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*'''Watersports:''' The act of urinating on someone or being urinated on. Watersports can also involve urine drinking. Often abbreviated to [[#WS|WS]]
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*'''WE:''' Well Endowed. The man has a large penis.
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*'''WG:''' Working Girl - A euphemistic term for a prostitute.
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*'''White Knight:''' Popular internet slang for a forum member that rushes to a defend a prostitute after she has been poorly reviewed. He might not have seen her or could be a [[#Pimp|pimp]].
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* '''Winston:''' Popular phrase on UKP when referring to a Black [[#Pimp|Pimp]]. ''"I heard coughing and loud rasta music playing in Kara's living room. Must be Winston"''.
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*'''Wipes:''' Or strictly speaking Baby Wipes are used for quickly cleaning just about everything from armpits to crotches to dusty furniture, etc. Although wipes are very useful for a quick clean they are sometimes associated derogatorily with prostitutes who are somewhat slack with their hygiene.
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*'''Wow:''' This word often appear on brief [[#FR|reviews]] often followed by an exclamation mark. Said to be a way of spotting if the report is fake or written by someone with a vested interest.
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==Y==
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*'''YMMV:''' Your Mileage May Vary. It may work differently in your situation, or be different in your experience. Meaning each person may have an experience with an individual provider that is different than the person posting due to personalities and other intangible factors.
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