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* Inn House hotel.
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* Gentleman's Clubs. Tend to have a more laid back approach - somewhat older girls although still some lookers. Most GCs have curtained off areas for sex or BJ for few hundred baht (maybe 1200 for sex) with escorts of your choosing. In some, you can have a blowjob on the couch with no curtain if you are not shy. Most have a couple of ST rooms upstairs. Popular in daytime - as the rest of town is still quiet. And clearly if you have a LT girl with you, you won't take her in here. You can spot them since they are closed door for privacy. https://www.gentsclubs.com/ Note this web site is managed by the owner of the first 10 listed, but is pretty accurate on the others too. He claims there are 72 in Pattaya (out of 5,000 bars) - 10 of which are owned by him.
* Nightclubs. Full on, with locals, freelancers and bar girls who are done their shift. Some older punters avoid these. Notable on Walking Street are Marine(Classic, Spacious), Lucifer(Infernal, Dual Energy), Insomnia(Modern, Polished), 808(Upscale, Loud), Myst(Hip-Hop, Spectacular), Republic(Luxurious, Energetic), and The Pier(huge, high-energy).
* Beach road at night. Street walkers. Not sleazy - some are girls whose shift ended at bar or office. There are also SW on Walking street, 2nd road across from central and outside Subway on Soi Buakhao.
* Massage shops and soapies. Most of the girls will have sex with you for extra. In a soapy, sex is expected, so included in the price. Pure Massage on Soi Pothole named on this forum for great time and FS. Laong Massage on Soi Buakhao (opposite Rum Runner) for best value massage with BJ at 700B.
Of course there is huge overlap, and each place may have its own quirks. [[Go Go bars, Music bars and Nightclubs]] for a page on this topic.
* Freelance Bars. Not many - most girls lurking about are extended bar staff! One notable is Billabong on Soi LK Metro. Others possible are Triangle, Candy Bar, Bamboo and the Cocktail Car at entrance to Treetown. Strangely, in In some places, the girls describe themselves as freelance since they have no contract, but they still might serve drinks and ask you to pay a barfine, so the difference is smallto a punter.
===Threads about Pattaya on UKP===
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=451929 Ten days in Pattaya plus larger than ever UKP meetups. Mar 2026]
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=440563 A week in Pattaya] Oct 2025
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=436453. First Solo Trip to Pattaya – Advice Needed] Aug 2025
===Streets in parts of town===
'''North'''
* Soi 6: A crazy street of bars and Gogos on the northern end. Some are owned by Nightwish group, NWG(e.g. Roxys, Eutopia, Playpen, Where Angels Play). NWG is a bit more pricy. Indies include Fire Bar and Red Point Bar (One report said to sit in sandcastle and watch redpoint girls). Smoke and Kisses. Almost like a FKK club in that you can take all girls to a room upstairs for ST sex. Only there are 1000 girls, rather than 50. Avoid the Japanese focused ones like Love Missile. The 3 GoGos are Dolls, Panda(upstairs) and MJ.
* Soi 7, 8: beer bars.
'''Central''':
* LK Metro Alley :Kink, Queen Club, Fcuk bar, Paradise, Lady Love, Angels and 25 more.
* Soi Buakhao. Lots of beer bars. Girls to pick up rather than GoGo where younger girls dance. Play Girlz. Red Hot and Blue (gents club)
* Soi Honey (aka Soi 12 between 2nd road and Buakhao), and Soi Diana: more beer barsand a couple GCs.
* Soi Chaiyapoon (aka Soi Pothole). Bars: Maggie May(GC), Buzzin (GC), Excite, Beyond, Backyard, Green Lantern, MILF bar.
* Soi Boomerang. Heaven Above (gogo downstairs, more private upstairs), Club Fate (a GC), 10 more.
* [https://www.theclassroompattaya.com/ The Classroom] Has its own resident escorts!
* [https://www.page10hotel.com/ Page 10] Quite central, near the beach.
* Flipper House. Soi 7 near beach.
* Just off For the LK / Soi Buakhao area high rated are the 4 As: [https://amethyst.com-pattaya.. Adelphicom/ Amethyst], Areca, Amber, Acqua.* Areca Lodge, Soi Diana[https://atmindgroup.com/arbourhotelandresidence/photo-gallery/ Arbour hotel].rooftop bar and Infinity Pool. 4 Star15 min walk to LK Metro, 2 pools, but still girl friendlynear Central Pattaya rd.* [https://www.sandyspringhotel.com/ Sandy Spring] Soi 13, near beach. Very punting friendly - the doorman and front desk are helpful. Across the Soi is Inn House hotel, less expensive but fine.* Have a look at [https://amethyst.com-pattaya.com/ Amethyst], Somerset, Bayview, The Edge Hotel, The Stay Hotel as to what 4.5* to 4* hotels are like.
* SeeMe Spring Too hotel on Soi 10 near beach. Next to SeeMe Spring and SeeMe Spring Tree. One, too, tree.
Here is a list of other (non UKP) punter's [https://www.pattayaunlimited.com/girl-guest-friendly-central-pattaya-hotels/ escort friendly hotels]. Updated Sept 2025!
* Honey1 (Soi Honey) (Is the street named after this place?). Honey2: Soi 3 Beach Road. Honey 3: south end of Soi Buakhao. All similar but Honey 3 biggest (8 story hotel) and glossiest (would fit-in in Vegas)
* Sabai Dees: Soi 2 Beach Road
* Kinbi Nuru massage, 2nd road. This is not a soapie, and is much smaller, but like them it is pure bliss and sex, with no messing about with drinks and chat.
===Massage===
* Super Thai, Soi Buakhao
* Laung Massage, Soi Buakhao
* Sweets massage, Soi honey (1000 for FS). Also Paradise and UpToYou Massage also on Soi Honey.* Mami massage, Soi Excite, next to Olivia's club.
===Taxi===
* [http://www.tigerpark.com/home-pattaya Tiger Park]
* [https://ripleysthailand.com/ Ripley's Believe it or Not.]
* [https://www.nongnooch.world/landing NongNooch] A 500 acre garden with Thai dance show, elephant shows and dinosaurs. 40 min taxi. Needs a 3 hour visit.
* Wat Phra Yai. Hilltop religious site with a 18 meter Buddha statue & a staircase flanked by huge dragons.
* Glass house restaurant. On One on the Beach in Jomtien(Boho).Another north of Terminal 21 (silver). https://www.glasshouse-pattaya.com/en/
* 25 degree burger bar. Restaurant on the beach in Jomtien.
* Ferry to the island (Ko Lan or sometimes called Ko Larn). 60 min trip: 30 baht. Only 4 km long yet has 8 beaches! (If you get the last ferry back at 5:30, you get a great sunset)
* Ladyboy cabaret show. Non punters go there from hotels. Look for 'Tiffany's Show Pattaya'
* Mild sexy show. Again, non punters go. 69 79 89 99 shows. https://thethaitourism.com/pattaya/everything-about-adult-shows-pattaya/
* [https://www.capybaracoffeethailand.com/ Capybara Coffe cafe]. Great place to take a LLT.
* Other attractions here: https://thethaitourism.com/pattaya-attractions/
===Cost===
Total for a week: £750 + £525 + £1600 = £3000. (rounding, clearly). Some spend double this, some much less.
===No Alcohol Days===
Other than elections, there are 5 'no alcohol days'. Even if you are not a drinker, this is annoying since girls bars etc are may be shut. Get some beers in advance and book a girl from TF! To be fair, most bars in the central area of Pattaya are open - tourist exemption. But not 7-11 and Jomtien etc. The days move around based on the lunar cycle. In 2026 Makha Bucha Day is 3rd March, Visakha Bucha Day is 1 31 May, Asahna Bucha Day is 29th July, Khao Phansa (start Buddhist lent) is 30th July, and Awk Phansa (end Buddhist lent) is 24th October. In 2027 Makha Bucha Day is Sunday 21st Feb, Visakha Bucha Day is Friday, 21 May, Asahna Bucha Day is Sunday, 18 July, Khao Phansa (start Buddhist lent) is Tuesday, 20 July, and Awk Phansa (end Buddhist lent) is Friday, 15 October.
And note '''Songkran in 2026 2027 is 13-15 April, but in Pattaya more like 11th 9th to 19th!'''
===External Links===
* [https://pattaya-addicts.com/ Pattaya Addicts] Go for the Forum = well liked by UKP readers. The pages are mostly paid-for adverts so not as trustworthy.
* [https://www.pattayaunlimited.com/ Pattaya Unlimited]. Great for very basic background. Worth a read.
* [https://pattayanewbie.com/ Pattaya Newbie] A bit dated but broadly accurate.
* [https://www.gentsclubs.com/ Gents Clubs] Site owned by Maggie Mays (who owns 10), but mentions 62 others with a map.
* [https://kick.com/buzzinpattaya Buzzin Pattaya] YouTube videos by the Gents Club manager.
* [https://www.stickmanbangkok.com/ Stickman]
* [https://davetheravebangkok.com/ Dave the Rave]
* [https://pattayaweathernow.com/ Pattaya Weather Now] Weather but also live street cams. Number 765 pointed at Lighthouse GoGo. Careful, boys. * '''TDAC''' You must fill out this form. Best to do from home before you travel. https://tdac.immigration.go.th/arrival-card/#/home Watch out for scam sites. It is free - if it wants a GoGocard it is scam.* [https://pattayaguidebook.com/using-the-baht-bus-songthaew-to-get-around-pattaya/ Guide to the Baht bus] A very useful way to get around in Pattaya.
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