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===Threads about Pattaya on UKP===
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=451929 Ten days in Pattaya plus larger than ever UKP meetups. Mar 2026]
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=440563 A week in Pattaya] Oct 2025
* [https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=436453. First Solo Trip to Pattaya – Advice Needed] Aug 2025
* [https://www.theclassroompattaya.com/ The Classroom] Has its own resident escorts!
* [https://www.page10hotel.com/ Page 10] Quite central, near the beach.
* Flipper House. Soi 7 near beach.
* Just off For the LK / Soi Buakhao area high rated are the 4 As: [https://amethyst.com-pattaya.. Adelphicom/ Amethyst], Areca, Amber, Acqua.* Areca Lodge, Soi Diana[https://atmindgroup.com/arbourhotelandresidence/photo-gallery/ Arbour hotel].rooftop bar and Infinity Pool. 4 Star15 min walk to LK Metro, 2 pools, but still girl friendlynear Central Pattaya rd.* [https://www.sandyspringhotel.com/ Sandy Spring] Soi 13, near beach. Very punting friendly - the doorman and front desk are helpful. Across the Soi is Inn House hotel, less expensive but fine.* Have a look at [https://amethyst.com-pattaya.com/ Amethyst], Somerset, Bayview, The Edge Hotel, The Stay Hotel as to what 4.5* to 4* hotels are like.
* SeeMe Spring Too hotel on Soi 10 near beach. Next to SeeMe Spring and SeeMe Spring Tree. One, too, tree.
Here is a list of other (non UKP) punter's [https://www.pattayaunlimited.com/girl-guest-friendly-central-pattaya-hotels/ escort friendly hotels]. Updated Sept 2025!
* Honey1 (Soi Honey) (Is the street named after this place?). Honey2: Soi 3 Beach Road. Honey 3: south end of Soi Buakhao. All similar but Honey 3 biggest (8 story hotel) and glossiest (would fit-in in Vegas)
* Sabai Dees: Soi 2 Beach Road
* Kinbi Nuru massage, 2nd road. This is not a soapie, and is much smaller, but like them it is pure bliss and sex, with no messing about with drinks and chat.
===Massage===
* [https://www.nongnooch.world/landing NongNooch] A 500 acre garden with Thai dance show, elephant shows and dinosaurs. 40 min taxi. Needs a 3 hour visit.
* Wat Phra Yai. Hilltop religious site with a 18 meter Buddha statue & a staircase flanked by huge dragons.
* Glass house restaurant. On One on the Beach in Jomtien(Boho).Another north of Terminal 21 (silver). https://www.glasshouse-pattaya.com/en/
* 25 degree burger bar. Restaurant on the beach in Jomtien.
* Ferry to the island (Ko Lan or sometimes called Ko Larn). 60 min trip: 30 baht. Only 4 km long yet has 8 beaches! (If you get the last ferry back at 5:30, you get a great sunset)
* Ladyboy cabaret show. Non punters go there from hotels. Look for 'Tiffany's Show Pattaya'
* Mild sexy show. Again, non punters go. 69 79 89 99 shows. https://thethaitourism.com/pattaya/everything-about-adult-shows-pattaya/
* [https://www.capybaracoffeethailand.com/ Capybara Coffe cafe]. Great place to take a LLT.
* Other attractions here: https://thethaitourism.com/pattaya-attractions/
===Cost===
Total for a week: £750 + £525 + £1600 = £3000. (rounding, clearly). Some spend double this, some much less.
===No Alcohol Days===
Other than elections, there are 5 'no alcohol days'. Even if you are not a drinker, this is annoying since girls bars etc are may be shut. Get some beers in advance and book a girl from TF! To be fair, most bars in the central area of Pattaya are open - tourist exemption. But not 7-11 and Jomtien etc. The days move around based on the lunar cycle. In 2026 Makha Bucha Day is 3rd March, Visakha Bucha Day is 1 31 May, Asahna Bucha Day is 29th July, Khao Phansa (start Buddhist lent) is 30th July, and Awk Phansa (end Buddhist lent) is 24th October. In 2027 Makha Bucha Day is Sunday 21st Feb, Visakha Bucha Day is Friday, 21 May, Asahna Bucha Day is Sunday, 18 July, Khao Phansa (start Buddhist lent) is Tuesday, 20 July, and Awk Phansa (end Buddhist lent) is Friday, 15 October.
And note '''Songkran in 2026 2027 is 13-15 April, but in Pattaya more like 11th 9th to 19th!'''
===External Links===
* [https://davetheravebangkok.com/ Dave the Rave]
* [https://pattayaweathernow.com/ Pattaya Weather Now] Weather but also live street cams. Number 765 pointed at Lighthouse GoGo. Careful, boys.
* '''TDAC''' You must fill out this form. Best to do from home before you travel. https://tdac.immigration.go.th/arrival-card/#/home Watch out for scam sites. It is free - if it wants a card it is scam.* [https://pattayaguidebook.com/using-the-baht-bus-songthaew-to-get-around-pattaya/ Guide to the Baht bus] A very useful way to get around in Pattaya.
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